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Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by nimbius on Monday April 15, 2019 @01:38PM (#19667101)
its pretty spectacular what major insurance does not cover in the digital context.

For example, I work as an automotive engine mechanic for a small chain of midwestern shops. Recently we had a Tesla owner drive in for servicing a recalled suspension control arm. We were approved to do the work by Tesla and had the parts shipped directly from California. once the work was completed, we informed the customer in the waiting room, who immediately took it upon himself to "auto-pilot" the car out of the garage while it was still on the lift.

The car happily obliged, and backed itself off a lift six and a half feet to the ground in a pretty spectacular display. No one was hurt thankfully, however our shop insurance refused coverage for our damaged lift, and the Tesla owners auto insurance refused coverage as well because he was technically not driving the car at the time. The customer had to pay out of pocket for repairing his car, as well as our lift.

Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by justin66 on Monday April 15, 2019 @01:54PM (#19667247)
> The customer had to pay out of pocket for repairing his car, as well as our lift.

Given the level of dangerous stupidity they displayed, that seems like a decent enough outcome.

Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by Doxterpepper on Monday April 15, 2019 @05:24PM (#19669061)
> Given the level of dangerous stupidity they displayed

Wouldn't that apply to most car accidents on the road? Stupid decisions by at least one party leading to someone's insurance paying the bills?

Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by silverwolfe on Monday April 15, 2019 @03:34PM (#19668180)
This is why the first thing Tesla service does is disable mobile access while the car's in the shop.
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by yub on Monday April 15, 2019 @08:18PM (#19670017)
I have a tough time believing this.

1. You're telling me you had a vehicle up on a lift, by its wheels, and there was no chuck or gates to stop the vehicle from rolling?

2. I'm assuming you're saying the customer used "Summon" to remotely move the car. a. Summon will immediately stop the car if it detects even the slightest bump. b. Summon will immediately stop the car if it detects the wheels are off the ground, which is relevant because: c. Summon moves the vehicle at like 3mph, so even if the vehicle was AWD, since most of the weight (which is distributed throughout the vehicle) is still over the lift, there is definately not enough momentum to push it off the lift. d. I am fairly doubtful the auto insurance would not cover this, especially if the guy had comprehensive insurance.

Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by lohszvu on Monday April 15, 2019 @11:59PM (#19671028)
Chucks are there to stop a vehicle from accidentally rolling or pushed away. They aren't designed to stop an electric vehicle (that has tons of low rpm torque) from being purposefully driven off.
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by olex on Tuesday April 16, 2019 @08:59AM (#19673212)
Tesla's Summon mode has very low torque limits, it will barely make it up a slightly slanted driveway.
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by yub on Wednesday April 17, 2019 @04:03PM (#19685976)
Like I said, Summon will immediately stop the car if it detects even the slightest bump.
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by JoshMcC on Tuesday April 16, 2019 @12:27PM (#19675017)
Me too. Doesn't make any sense.
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by w8vY7ER on Monday April 15, 2019 @01:44PM (#19667160)
auto-pilot requires the driver to be in the vehicle, i'm guessing this was the summon feature activated from their app? what a complete waste
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by Wowfunhappy on Monday April 15, 2019 @04:20PM (#19668554)
If this is what happened, it's not that stupid on the part of the customer. Or perhaps better phrased, it's within the realm of what I would expect some users to do given this feature.

Tesla should have accounted for this.

Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by JoshMcC on Tuesday April 16, 2019 @12:26PM (#19675008)
It's still _extremely stupid_ on the part of the customer (if it really happened). No smart person would begin Summon if they can't even see the car. And if they _could_ see the car _on the lift_ and still began Summon, then they're they dumbest person in the world.
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by coredumperror on Monday April 15, 2019 @04:34PM (#19668676)
That feature (Advanced Summon) isn't even out yet. Only a tiny fraction of beta testers have it, so it's unlikely that this idiot has the feature.

Secondly, Tesla specifically states that you must have the car in line of sight before you enable Summon (which only goes straight forward and backward by 25 feet), so this guy is absolutely a complete moron for doing that.

Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by Wowfunhappy on Monday April 15, 2019 @05:06PM (#19668930)
> Secondly, Tesla specifically states that you must have the car in line of sight before you enable Summon

Just how explicitly is this instruction presented? For better or worse, I don't think you can expect users to read everything presented to them. (Partly because we bombard them with cookie notices, ads, and other crap)

Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by JoshMcC on Tuesday April 16, 2019 @12:29PM (#19675034)
You don't need to read anything to know you don't tell your car to move by itself if you can't see it, with current Summon. With the new Advanced Summon, you would not need to see the vehicle because it would have move protections in place. But you still wouldn't Advanced Summon the car if you don't even know where it is (e.g. still on the lift or not)...unless you're a moron.
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by sotall on Tuesday April 16, 2019 @11:25AM (#19674440)
Its not an instruction, its a software limitation. If you aren't close enough to the car, summon doesn't work. I think its basically bluetooth range.

Enhanced summon is a different story, though that feature basically no one has yet.

Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by rabi_penguin on Monday April 15, 2019 @04:57PM (#19668850)
You wouldn't happen to have captured this on video, would you? I'm not sure if this is more unfortunate or hilarious.
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by user5994461 on Monday April 15, 2019 @02:07PM (#19667379)
I'm not sure to understand, is there a thing to have your car drives itself home on the press of a button, from the internet?
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by throwaway2016a on Monday April 15, 2019 @02:38PM (#19667682)
It lets you go forward and back. Only works if you are within Bluetooth range and keep your finger on the button in the app. If you let go the car stops. It will actually make minor turns to avoid hitting stuff. Though apparently not going off cliffs.

Good for a party trick but in general I have yet to find a good real use case for it.

Using it without being able to see your car is pure idiocy.

Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by eclipxe on Tuesday April 16, 2019 @01:10AM (#19671282)
I have a gym in my garage that folds up into the wall. I use summon to pull the car out of garage before a workout and pull it back in when done. It’s a small thing but something I do every night. The convenience is just a really great nice to have.
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by dsfyu404ed on Monday April 15, 2019 @02:46PM (#19667767)
>Good for a party trick but in general I have yet to find a good real use case for it.

It's particularly hilarious when you and several buddies are watching the meter maid try to put a ticket on it. It's probably occasionally useful for adjusting a car in the driveway but yeah, it's 99% party trick.

It could theoretically be useful for attaching a trailer but most Tesla owners aren't doing that and the collision detection system will probably go crazy and prevent you from getting close enough to the trailer to actually couple it to the car.

Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by coredumperror on Monday April 15, 2019 @04:36PM (#19668689)
It's great for parking in cramped spaces, at least at home (where you won't get yelled at in a public parking lot). I use it daily so that I can get out of my car before parking it in my carport next to my neighbor's giant SUV.
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by Scoundreller on Tuesday April 16, 2019 @12:53AM (#19671229)
I could see it useful to have “Tesla” parking spots that are 10% narrower to improve space utilization.
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by chris_mc on Monday April 15, 2019 @02:52PM (#19667825)
Yes, humiliating other people is hilarious...
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by dsfyu404ed on Monday April 15, 2019 @03:14PM (#19668022)
I assure you it wasn't nearly as big of an obstacle to the guy writing the ticket as you think it would be. Humans are very good at improvising when a new situation is thrown their way.
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by chris_mc on Monday April 15, 2019 @03:33PM (#19668173)
I assure you, bothering someone like this when they are trying to get through their day is not hilarious to that person. Not only did your friend act like an ass and part illegally or over the time limit, but they then risked possibly running over a person's foot or something while fucking around.
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by spullara on Monday April 15, 2019 @03:28PM (#19668125)
It has been useful for in the past to get out of a parking spot that in my absence has become too small to open the doors adequately.
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by w8vY7ER on Monday April 15, 2019 @02:28PM (#19667579)
today, the public software allows you to move it backwards and forwards through the application if you're within range of the vehicle
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by JoshMcC on Tuesday April 16, 2019 @12:32PM (#19675059)
Suspension, so you'd be lifting from the body of the car instead of the tires in order to access the components (and surely remove the wheels), right? Then how in the world would something like this happen? Need more details.
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by hbarka on Tuesday April 16, 2019 @03:51AM (#19671874)
Sounds like a tall tale.
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by JoshMcC on Tuesday April 16, 2019 @12:27PM (#19675012)
We need to see pics.
Re:Big Companies Thought Insurance Covered a Cyberattack by staticautomatic on Tuesday April 16, 2019 @12:50AM (#19671213)
Your comment seems to be attracting a lot of first-time posters taking defensive positions on Tesla's behalf...