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Re:Why airlines make flights longer on purpose by dredmorbius on Tuesday April 09, 2019 @01:14PM (#19616857)
"You can only escape it with a perfectly rigid, perfectly spherical object, on a perfectly flat surface."

An approximate description of a train.

Re:Why airlines make flights longer on purpose by SketchySeaBeast on Tuesday April 09, 2019 @01:21PM (#19616934)
Pretty sure it's a cow.
Re:Why airlines make flights longer on purpose by dredmorbius on Tuesday April 09, 2019 @04:22PM (#19618570)