I stepped on a coal that was knocked out of a bbq grill at a 4th of July party. I went back and forth on whether I should go to the doctor, but the nurse line suggested that I should. 30 minutes, a nurse and doctor saying “don’t pop the blister”, and two Vicodin later I had a $2500 bill to pay off as a broke college student.

I guess I shouldn’t have gotten injured on a federal holiday.