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Re:Experts cracked laptop of crypto CEO who died with $137M,... by ljm on Thursday March 07, 2019 @03:32AM (#19326457)
SCP Twist: the orphanage itself was the mastermind; it manifests when a blockchain fintech startup launches and exists solely to de-materialise the founders and redistribute crypto funds. The children of the orphanage are yet to be identified, though it is speculated that they are the disappeared fintech founders.
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Re:Experts cracked laptop of crypto CEO who died with $137M,... by SNACKeR99 on Thursday March 07, 2019 @10:14AM (#19328630)
Plot twist: the adoption of the orphans is in fact the canonical blockchain transaction and the recent slowdown in verifications is due to a lack of orphans. This need for more orphans is the fuel for global warfare ultimately turning the purpose of humanity into that of being slave to the blockchain.
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Re:Experts cracked laptop of crypto CEO who died with $137M,... by JVIDEL on Friday March 08, 2019 @03:56AM (#19336092)
This sounds like something Kojima would write for another Metal Gear game.
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