And making blockchain to SQL Server migration consultants wealthy too.

Not enough working blockchain implementations for this to exist.

I wonder what all the white paper consultants are doing now that their profession is over?

Probably working on a cannabis company.

We would have believed postgres, but that's just far-fetched.

Blockchain to CSV, realistically.

This is an enterprise solution. Oracle is even better.

cosmos db is where it is at

I can't believe y'all aren't taking advantage of using MongoDB's data loss feature as an opportunity here in true HN taste.

Chekhov’s Database: if a No-SQL DB is referred to in passing, it is inevitable that it will fail to persist at the most inconvenient time.

Wouldn’t it be SQL Server to blockchain migration consultants that are getting the wealth as opposed to the other way around?

Ah yes, because blockchain data structures are completely useless...

Extravagant is the word I’d use. You can store crypto sigs in a varchar(max)

Isn't blockchain/cryptocurrency popular enough that it should be in summer blockbusters / James Bond / Avengers movies alreadh?

Patience, grasshopper: https://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=blockchain

wow literally no fiction, either documentaries or theorycrafting

IMDB's search is limited to titles, and the trend is still relatively new.

A search of synopses and/or other elements might produce something closer to the original request, though I'm not aware of a good resource for this.

The fact that there are multiple extant and in-production projects does suggest some general interest, though.