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Re:Something Twice the Size of Earth Slammed into Uranus and... by hn_throwaway_99 on Tuesday January 08, 2019 @04:58PM (#18860149)
I've been alive for many, many decades. I wish I could say I've matured past Uranus double entendres, but I haven't.
Re:Something Twice the Size of Earth Slammed into Uranus and... by mercer on Wednesday January 09, 2019 @08:54AM (#18864654)
Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all..

Fry: Oh. What's it called now?

Farnsworth: Urectum.

Re:Something Twice the Size of Earth Slammed into Uranus and... by notacoward on Tuesday January 08, 2019 @06:04PM (#18860649)
I will freely admit that I had the same reaction to the headline. Ow! I think I'd remember something like that.

#forever12

Re:Something Twice the Size of Earth Slammed into Uranus and... by Roboprog on Tuesday January 08, 2019 @07:03PM (#18861060)
Title is a bit click-bait-y :-)
Re:Something Twice the Size of Earth Slammed into Uranus and... by sunnyP on Tuesday January 08, 2019 @06:47PM (#18860956)
You're not the only one.