I didn't mean to shit on everybody else's work, but I really tried to find a note-taking app that ticked all the boxes _I_ am interested in and avoid coding it myself, but I really couldn't find one. In that sense it doesn't suck, I could have said "that it ticks all the boxes for me" but it would be less catchy maybe :)

I built something similar a while back and billed it as "a note taking app that stores everything in .md files" or words to that effect. Use the banner feature to differentiate