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Re:An Apology and an Update by pygy_ on Saturday December 22, 2018 @08:47AM (#18740543)
That's true, but you set the bar very low.

Regarding user support, Google ranks on par with an anvil.

Re:An Apology and an Update by justtopost on Saturday December 22, 2018 @11:08AM (#18741102)
My anvil has 100% uptime since 1912. Just sayin.
Re:An Apology and an Update by pygy_ on Sunday December 23, 2018 @01:10AM (#18744720)
The metaphor stays apt if you take uptime into account :-)

Anvils do break, sometimes, and the failure mode is catastrophic: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=broken+anvil&t=h_&iax=images&ia=im...