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Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by maxxxxx on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @11:25AM (#18543666)
I rarely see anybody standing on their lawn in my neighborhood. In Florida they even warned us to not let our dog on the lawn because it was so toxic.

I think lawns are mainly for looks.

Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by justinator on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @11:39AM (#18543798)
I think it was mainly a status thing, in that you could afford to have vast amounts of land that weren't producing anything, and the workforce to maintain it. Like, it's something a French king would do at a Chateau to complement their rose gardens.

It's just crazy to think that now it can be against the law (or at least against HOA rules) to not have a lawn. Like it's illegal to plant a vegetable garden in your front yard.

Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by ticmasta on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @11:51AM (#18543947)
If you can put up with the dirty looks from neighbors and resist the peer pressure, cultivate crabgrass! it's drought-resistant, grows low so never needs to be mowed and still green. I'm quite the crabgrass cultivator - my main technique is negligence and general laziness.

If you live in a strata or HOA, all bets are off - maybe lobby for an astroturf exemption?

Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by justinator on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @12:44PM (#18544577)
I live in a pretty rural part of town (off of a dirt road that leads to the main road - across the street: it's back to your usual 120,000 people city), so nothing but whatever grows naturally. Some of my neighbors raise goats and sometimes they ask us if they can graze on our yard. It's nice.
Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by aplummer on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @12:16PM (#18544233)
I googled it and the top 10 links are about getting rid of it!
Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by stplsd on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @12:09PM (#18544155)
>or at least against HOA rules

WTF!? I am from Europe, is this really a thing? Although,it wouldn't surprise me, watching American Movies, lawn and suburbia seems inseparable.

Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by DoubleCribble on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @11:24PM (#18549275)
You have no idea. Many Master Planned Communities have very restrictive CC&R's (Covenants, Codes & Restrictions) that you must contractually agree to abide to in order to buy a property there. I've seen all kinds of fun rules like only being allowed to paint your house one of the approved seven shades of beige, only using one type of roofing material, only planting trees and shrubs in any publicly facing frontage/backage/sideage from an approved list, maintaining no publicly visible weeds, maintaining a green front lawn year round and even put up a minimum amount of holiday decoration (lights) during December. Little Boxes, indeed[0].

[0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUoXtddNPAM

Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by whatshisface on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @12:25PM (#18544354)
The homeowner's association has a lot of power in the US, so it is inevitable that it will be misused and used incompetently. However only in the most close-minded and controlling of suburbs can you not plant a vegetable garden.
Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by justinator on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @12:45PM (#18544590)
Not plant a vegetable garden in the front yard?
Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by macawfish on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @07:23PM (#18548178)
You can't even hang your laundry out to dry. All in the name of freedom.
Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by stplsd on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @12:29PM (#18544403)
But what is their reasoning for this?
Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by athenot on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @01:00PM (#18544777)
In some areas, tall grass becomes a habitat for snakes, which can be problematic for children.

For most areas, it's aesthetic.

Here in the south-east, a short lawn will have no mosquitoes but a grassy area will have plenty (as in you'll get 20-30 bites in one evening outdoors), so that's a strong motivation.

Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by pvaldes on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @04:29PM (#18546989)
On the other hand, snakes eating all the rats would be good for children. Rats are reservoirs for many human diseases, but the think on the snakes!! is a common alibi for forcing your neighborg not to having shrubs, roses, grass, climbers, rocks, ponds and everything that would make your own garden look duller by comparison.
Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by maxxxxx on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @12:34PM (#18544465)
I think it's about the looks. Everything needs to be tidy and clean.
Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by NeedMoreTea on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @01:10PM (#18544891)
What if someone wants tidy, clean and paved, or tidy, clean with lots of interesting shrubs and trees?

Simply a case of no, a lawn it must be?

Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by ew6082 on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @03:08PM (#18546191)
HOA's and HOA bylaws are normally mandated and created by the bank doing the construction loan. They do this to protect the value of the property while they hold interest in the remaining lots. The mortgage industry also loves this since in the end they may be stuck with a property if there is a default.
Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by macawfish on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @07:22PM (#18548169)
HOAs are a fascist alternative to actual community.
Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by dennisgorelik on Saturday December 01, 2018 @10:43PM (#18580654)
> protect the value of the property

... which means "protect interest of neighbors".

People like when their neighbourhood looks nice and is safe from snakes, bugs and mosquitos.

Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by greendestiny_re on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @06:22PM (#18547826)
Drop in property value comes to mind if there's an adjacent stretch of untamed wild.
Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by dsfyu404ed on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @03:49PM (#18546532)
>WTF!? I am from Europe, is this really a thing?

In some places, particularly wealthy places built up after WW2. Some people like it because "muh property values". Just as many hate it because "muh freedom"

Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by maxxxxx on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @12:18PM (#18544255)
"Like it's illegal to plant a vegetable garden in your front yard. "

Making that illegal should be illegal.

Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by justinator on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @12:55PM (#18544716)
They've made crossing the street at certain places illegal. This is the war on public spaces we've lost.
Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by culot on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @05:40PM (#18547539)
> they even warned us to not let our dog on the lawn because it was so toxic

In my area those are called the TruGreen lawns, and they dominate much of the city 3 seasons out of the year. Those little signs that tell you to keep your living creatures off of them for a week after application, or longer depending on weather. I don't, however, think that anyone bothers to notify the squirrels, rabbits, opossum, and birds about those limitations - they will all continue to frolic on doused areas, eat and drink from those areas. Not to mention the impact on insects, the impact on the soil and water.

All for what? Fewer weeds?! It's disgusting to see such callous disregard for our environment being perpetrated as a matter of routine.

Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by stronglikedan on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @12:14PM (#18544216)
> In Florida they even warned us to not let our dog on the lawn because it was so toxic.

Care to elaborate? I spent over 40 years in Florida and maintained a few lawns during that time, and I have never heard of such a thing.

Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by maxxxxx on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @12:20PM (#18544292)
That was in a wealthier neighborhood in Vero Beach. Everybody had perfect lawns and was spraying them a lot. Nobody let their children on the lawn either.
Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by bradleyland on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @02:51PM (#18546045)
I haven't commented in over 3 years, but you're the first person I've seen mention Vero Beach on HN in the 8 years I've participated. As a Vero native, your comment resonates.
Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by mixmastamyk on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @03:55PM (#18546589)
Spraying lawns with toxic chemicals so that they can't be used? What an incredible, dangerous, disgusting waste.
Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by maxxxxx on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @04:23PM (#18546924)
The grass is very hard and would be really uncomfortable to step on barefoot but it looks good.
Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by stronglikedan on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @12:26PM (#18544371)
Holy moly, what a waste! Thanks for clarifying.
Re:The Insect Apocalypse Is Here by nightski on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @02:18PM (#18545689)
Florida grass is awful. It's not even fun to walk in. Coming from the Midwest the lawns here are dramatically better and the grass is very nice for running around in. As kids we spent a lot of time on the lawn running through a sprinkler, playing football/sports, etc...