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A comment on A funny rap song about the pains of pair programming.
Yo
There's build errors already, his code is spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To start debugging, but he keeps forgettin'
The code he wrote down, has no comments at all
He starts to type, but more build errors are comin' out now
He's choking, how, tabs and spaces are mixing now
The breakpoint runs out, null exception, blaow!
404, oh there goes code quality!
Oh, there goes overflow, he choked
He's so mad, but won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows this whole repo's a joke
It don't matter,
All that's left is to type in disgrace,
'git rebase'
So he’s got no remorse
git push origin —force
There's build errors already, his code is spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To start debugging, but he keeps forgettin'
The code he wrote down, has no comments at all
He starts to type, but more build errors are comin' out now
He's choking, how, tabs and spaces are mixing now
The breakpoint runs out, null exception, blaow!
404, oh there goes code quality!
Oh, there goes overflow, he choked
He's so mad, but won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows this whole repo's a joke
It don't matter,
All that's left is to type in disgrace,
'git rebase'