Thank you for this. While I love a good old nerd round of 'stump the wizard' I also appreciate someone pumping the breaks with some realism.
Some security conversations get to the point where it's stringing together a highly unlikely chain of scenarios requiring multiple pivots, multiple concurrent failures (stochastic or otherwise), and a state sponsored actor in order to slap a 'do not use' recommendation on something.
If companies like Nike can run _Magento_ and educational sites still require Flash then I can use JWTs. Maybe...
...and beyond that, if an attacker can take out your invalidation server, which needn't be directly accessible to the public, you've already had a pretty serious security breech. I think the least of your problems would be the invalidation server.