A few things. First, can't you run Linux inside a Solaris Zone? I don't know much about Solaris stuff (although I do like it very much, I grew up mostly with Linux, which you so much despise, and I'm not too familiar with other Unixes). So... I think you could probably run Logdevice if you really wanted.

Then, here's my two cents. When engaging in conversation and civil dialog, please try to avoid being so dismissive and so proud of yourself and of how much you think you know about stuff. You come across as abrasive and entitled. It's not nice to just jump into a conversation and talk trash about the work of others just because you dislike the operating system that they use.

Finally, if you really care, work on porting it to your operating system of choice and engage in civil conversation doing pull requests, etc. Everybody will be thankful for that.