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Re:'Japan's millennium bug' ahead of Akihito's abdication by bodas on Wednesday July 25, 2018 @09:14PM (#17614376)
Works in C too:

-ve Don't go outside

0s Wear a coat

10s Wear a jacket

20s Wear a t-shirt

30s Don't go outside

Re:'Japan's millennium bug' ahead of Akihito's abdication by bitofhope on Monday July 30, 2018 @01:23AM (#17642249)
-40s too cold

-30s cold

-20s February

-10s beanie optional

-0s can't store non-alcoholic drinks on the balcony

+0s wear waterproof boots

+10s no need to wear a jacket

+20s don't wear more than a t-shirt

+30s can't sleep since my apt. has no AC

Fixed that for northeners you insensitive clod.

Re:'Japan's millennium bug' ahead of Akihito's abdication by cosmojg on Wednesday July 25, 2018 @11:58PM (#17614961)
What a brilliant comment! In fact, I'd even say it's over 9E+3 photons/s/mm^2/mrad^2/(0.001*Δλ)