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Re:GitHub is down by m90 on Monday July 16, 2018 @01:38PM (#17543174)
Someone should write a bot that scrapes status.github.com and posts downtimes to HN. There's a lot of Karma to be harvested still.
Re:GitHub is down by CodyReichert on Monday July 16, 2018 @01:41PM (#17543203)
You could have a second bot that posts a comment in the thread each time with something like: "See, this is why you shouldn't use hosted services for your core infrastructure." Lots of karma to be had there as well.
Re:GitHub is down by dewey on Monday July 16, 2018 @01:46PM (#17543275)
Maybe also something about how git is decentralized already and we are all silly for making it central again? Also seems to be one of the regular first 10 comments on a Github downtime...
Re:GitHub is down by cirowrc on Monday July 16, 2018 @01:42PM (#17543219)
You could have a third bot that posts a comment in the thread each time You could have a second bot that posts a comment in the thread each time with something like: "See, this is why you shouldn't use hosted services for your core infrastructure." Lots of karma to be had there as well.

Lots of karma to be had there as well.

Re:GitHub is down by sarreph on Monday July 16, 2018 @01:50PM (#17543317)
Show HN: How I used a recursive comment-bot to reap karma when GitHub is down!
Re:GitHub is down by fb03 on Monday July 16, 2018 @03:03PM (#17543989)
Lots of karma to be had there as well :-)
Re:GitHub is down by lioeters on Monday July 16, 2018 @03:49PM (#17544470)
Eventually karma to be lost via down votes as well! :)
Re:GitHub is down by telotortium on Monday July 16, 2018 @01:43PM (#17543235)
Pedantic correction (for NHI): See, this is why you shouldn't use hosted services for your core infrastructure except those that you host yourself :)
Re:GitHub is down by sigi45 on Monday July 16, 2018 @01:55PM (#17543374)
We usd github on a commercial project. I was very surprised how often github was not available.
Re:GitHub is down by dvfjsdhgfv on Monday July 16, 2018 @01:47PM (#17543292)
And the value of karma is? There are many intelligent people here on HN. The fact that we even mention such a petty concept as karma shows we got hooked up on these little mind tricks just as easily as everyone else.
Re:GitHub is down by mockingbirdy on Monday July 16, 2018 @01:53PM (#17543359)
It's easy to say this with thousands of Karma points. I'm trying to leave my kids something. /s

Same reason why people are addicted to Candy Crush Saga: it's fun. For nihilists, this is pure amusement in the nothingness.

Re:GitHub is down by dvfjsdhgfv on Monday July 16, 2018 @01:59PM (#17543417)
But if you treat it that way, it influences communication. You tend to say something people will approve rather than speaking your mind.
Re:GitHub is down by meuk on Monday July 16, 2018 @03:20PM (#17544164)
I noticed this as well. I usually can't resist bashing Microsoft and Steve Jobs (it's funny how I think Apple is a great company but Steve Jobs is the worst, and Bill Gates is a great person but Microsoft is a terrible, bureaucratic company). This has cost me a lot of karma, I think. But I still can't resist. I'm a man on a mission, I guess.
Re:GitHub is down by mockingbirdy on Monday July 16, 2018 @02:28PM (#17543691)
Yeah, pretty weird incentives system. It's difficult to filter and sort comments in online communities in ways that don't lead to such a behavior. But I think people will try to get approval even without any point system.

We fall for Karma points because we crave for external validation and want a feeling of belonging because and although we know that we're ultimately alone in our own brain and reduce those pressing feelings of nothingness using approval.

I think even without a point system, people would try to get approval. The desire is already in us. The environment just mirrors and intensifies this desire, it doesn't cause it IMO.

Re:GitHub is down by s-shellfish on Monday July 16, 2018 @03:14PM (#17544102)
Yes. Desire to have matching ideas. It's all validation. Whether it's something that keeps us in sync with the world or something that prevents insanity by saying "hey, someone out there thinks just like you", it's necessary. Humans don't do well when they have no reflection of their own self. We are social animals. We are fundamentally dependent on some mechanic that says we are and can be understood.

For people who work a lot with their own minds, in abstraction - things that are connected but not directly connected to 'reality', meaning, decisions we make have consequences that aren't immediately obvious, I think that's vital, and I think that's why all these message boards and forums and so have the most nuanced kinds of communication among technical people.

It all ties into our own independent stability. Yea, there's issues with group think, people can easily get carried away with a couple variants of reasoning. But that's how communication is supposed to function. I feel like it's so easy to get disconnected from the point of interaction because, we know that the individual we are speaking to directly can be more than one person.

Humans are ridiculous creatures in general. To think it's something the internet invented, that's disconnected.

Re:GitHub is down by mockingbirdy on Monday July 16, 2018 @03:54PM (#17544526)
I recognize your name. We comment on the same topics pretty frequently.

You've never answered my life advice - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17492911

I don't always understand everything you say - it often has some kind of mysterious ambiguousness in it - but I still like your interaction. Small place here.

Re:GitHub is down by s-shellfish on Monday July 16, 2018 @04:13PM (#17544686)
It's probably good advice for some aspects of life, you know you best.

I do see that you comment on similar topics. Group think though. Logic, math, computer science, hyper connectivity of the internet. It's like a microcosm analogy-'trend'-flow. Probably gaining understanding independently primarily through imagery and correlating words and meaning.

I think at base with graphs, math pictures. Then math words. Logic forms rigor that reels in insanity, ties oneself back into reality - data recognized as valid by my own existence. Computer science, software as my profession. But I started out being an artist, that's sense of self.

People sometimes behave like birds or schools of fish, even if the words are all jumbled up and connected in strange ways (lots of wikipedia?). Primes behavior for seeing connections in social media. It's like having a body in digital space, that's how I see it, sort of. Leaving footprints all over the place.

As for feedback loops, self reference. Math. Words, I'm guessing we share a connection through other social media, background validation, I'm going to guess wikipedia, but that's just how I see how people establish thinking connections, because that's the difference between it and so much other information on the internet. It's very organized and ordered in terms of relational linking to connect different topics, and it ties back into academia - 'knowledge as categorical imperative' funded research. You can worry about the feedback loops but pretty sure everyone in the system does too. Everyone needs a base to check against.

I could be wrong but guessing is sometimes fun to do. I try to reduce the space I guess in. Makes understanding simple things turn into a hard problem. Cheers

Re:GitHub is down by akrasuski1 on Monday July 16, 2018 @03:52PM (#17544501)
And thus you used a throwaway account...
Re:GitHub is down by dvfjsdhgfv on Tuesday July 17, 2018 @02:45AM (#17547797)
I use throwaway accounts for everything, so only God (if She exists), NSA and Google know my identity.
Re:GitHub is down by geekjock on Monday July 16, 2018 @01:45PM (#17543256)
OP here - I maintain https://pullreminders.com, so I realized GitHub was down when I started getting alerts about 500s from the GitHub API.
Re:GitHub is down by Artemis2 on Monday July 16, 2018 @01:53PM (#17543353)
So you’re already halfway done :-)
Re:GitHub is down by OskarS on Monday July 16, 2018 @01:42PM (#17543222)
Given how frequently those status pages are total bullshit, I'd rather put my faith in you fine community members to do it manually!
Re:GitHub is down by twunde on Monday July 16, 2018 @03:12PM (#17544077)
It definitely depends on the company. There are a few companies that are pretty fast to update including Github. Many are ok like Twilio, Atlassian, and Mailgun (not super-fast but definitely updated pretty consistently). Then it follows a long tail where you have companies like AWS who only update after major outages and usually after an hour. Symantec is probably the worst case where I've seen that they started updating and then forgot to finish updating.
Re:GitHub is down by jpmoyn on Monday July 16, 2018 @01:44PM (#17543245)
It would be really easy actually. I just checked, and they add the CSS classes `major`, and `minor` to their updates when there are issues, so it would be easy to find with beautiful soup on like a cron job or something.
Re:GitHub is down by Hedja on Monday July 16, 2018 @03:13PM (#17544087)
No need to scrape it, they have an RSS feed. https://status.github.com/messages.rss
Re:GitHub is down by cbm-vic-20 on Monday July 16, 2018 @02:03PM (#17543461)
It should put up a blue screen of death.