Being stable, ie. not entering a cascade of events that leads to death.
> And what's a 'free energy functional'?
"free energy functional of their internal states" means the free energy, computed as a function from their internal state. ie. each internal state has a corresponding internal energy.
> The title sounded like a perpetuum mobile, but that doesn't seem to be it.
Actually, it is. It's just a very very complex mobile. With some energy input (drinking, photosynthesis, ...) and some energy output (heat, sweat, ...)
> Can someone ELI5 what this article is about?
I'm going to try, but I'm no biologist or chemist so I can't certify this is correct.
Living beings are very complex systems, which could easily enter a bad state, which would lead to a worse state, etc until death.
To prevent that, they restrict themselves to some "good" states, which have little "free energy". The thing with "free energy" is that it cannot increase easily, so the beings cannot enter a state with higher "free energy" than they currently have.
If all possible bad states have higher "free energy" than the current state, then they cannot reach it, which is good.
I'm still equally confused as OP, right at this initial building block.
I think what is confusing people (it is certainly confusing me) is the distinction between a function and a functional.