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Re:“I'm basically giving myself a permanent vacation from be... by coryfklein on Thursday July 12, 2018 @12:26PM (#17516130)
OMG there are some real gems in that thread.

> Escalate? Oh how I wish I had someone to escalate to. - [email protected]

> After carefully reviewing this bug report with our board of directors on 4chan, we have come to the conclusion that your "rusty C skills" should be enough to fix the issue. I would therefore like to remind you that [email protected] is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasmus_lerdorf

Re:“I'm basically giving myself a permanent vacation from be... by robaato on Thursday July 12, 2018 @01:16PM (#17516676)
Shades of:

It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope.

Pope John XXIII

Re:“I'm basically giving myself a permanent vacation from be... by spease on Thursday July 12, 2018 @01:36PM (#17516848)
“But, Doctor, I am Pagliacci!”
Re:“I'm basically giving myself a permanent vacation from be... by jypepin on Thursday July 12, 2018 @03:31PM (#17517845)
After carefully reviewing this bug report with our board of directors on 4chan, we have come to the conclusion that your "rusty C skills" should be enough to fix the issue. I would therefore like to remind you that [email protected] is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasmus_lerdorf

ahahaha

Re:“I'm basically giving myself a permanent vacation from be... by hlmencken on Thursday July 12, 2018 @01:53PM (#17517003)
Born in Greenland, that's a first I've seen.