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Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by rayiner on Thursday July 12, 2018 @10:31AM (#17514966)
That and dogs in the office. Jesus what’s wrong with people. (The fact you’re being downvoted is proof we are living in the end times.)
Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by tert45ty54wy on Thursday July 12, 2018 @11:15AM (#17515427)
Agreed! Some people are allergic to dogs. Some are afraid of dogs.

And some dogs are jerks. Worked in a place where the boss brought their loud dog to work. Barked constantly, disrupted work, growled whenever clients came into the office. The boss acted like she didn't hear anything.

Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by finaliteration on Thursday July 12, 2018 @04:19PM (#17518278)
I’m semi-allergic to dogs and deathly allergic to cats. One of my previous jobs started out as people bringing in their dogs (which was always fun when I was on a call and two of them got into a fight), and shortly before I left they started allowing cats, as well. I raised the fact that I’m allergic to both and mostly got ignored with an “apology”. And most people in the office looked at you like you were an animal-hating monster if you even suggested they take away that policy.

I like dogs. I have dogs (they came with my wife). But I don’t want to work in a goddamn kennel.

Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by throwawaymath on Thursday July 12, 2018 @02:55PM (#17517543)
To pile on, I used to work in an office where a coworker's spouse sometimes showed up with their dog and newborn baby, in the middle of the day. Then I got to enjoy 20-40 minutes of high-pitched screeching in the office as the Slack channel was littered with things like, "WHERE IS THE LITTLE HUMAN. I MUST SEE THE LITTLE HUMAN" and "LOOK AT THE FLUFFER!"

Sartre was right. Hell is other people.

Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by bayonetz on Friday July 13, 2018 @11:56PM (#17528715)
Hell is other people and their stinky microwaved seafood leftovers wafting through the open office.
Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by Jaruzel on Thursday July 12, 2018 @10:44AM (#17515086)
I did a recent stint in a central government office (London, UK) and having your dog with you in the office seemed quite normal... to them. To me, as a seasoned IT contractor... not so much.
Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by bshimmin on Thursday July 12, 2018 @03:03PM (#17517607)
I once worked in an agency where the MD had a dog. Sometimes he used to wash it in the sink in the kitchen.

(That said, they had the most expensive and best coffee machine I've ever seen in an office, and a guy who used to make brilliant cocktails on a Friday afternoon - he also stands out in my memory as one of the few front-end developers I've met who couldn't write JavaScript or CSS. That was a surreal contract, it really was.)

Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by seanmcdirmid on Thursday July 12, 2018 @10:55AM (#17515227)
One dog usually isn’t a problem, but it might not scale up from there depending on the dogs.

When will they allow us to take our toddlers to work? Could really save on daycare costs :)

Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by aidenn0 on Thursday July 12, 2018 @11:35AM (#17515614)
Not a toddler, but I did take my 4 year old to work for a half day once when childcare fell through. I have my own office though and she was quiet, playing with blocks in a corner.
Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by cimmanom on Thursday July 12, 2018 @12:12PM (#17515982)
One of my colleagues brings his 5-y/o to work once a week (open office of course), and let me tell you: a chattering, running, squealing kid is even more distracting than the dogs and televisions put together.
Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by mikestew on Thursday July 12, 2018 @01:28PM (#17516770)
Yeah, had a dev manager that used to bring his daughter, who I'd guess to be around 10. She was so noisy and obnoxious, I seriously thought she had a mental disability, so I cut her some slack (not that it suddenly made it okay to take her to work). And then I figured out that she was just undisciplined...

That same office (which, as I'm sure you have figured out, was an open office) allowed dogs. Mostly fine, I'd take our well-trained, quiet female pit bull into the office. She'd bug me to go play around outside more than I would have liked, but was otherwise inconspicuous. But as someone else in the thread has pointed out, dogs in the office doesn't scale. There's gonna be the one (or more) dog (much like the one child noted above) that doesn't belong in an office. One lady brought her other-dog-hating dog every day. "Bark, bark, bark" every time another dog was in sight. Etc., etc.

I guess my point is, yessh people, what happened to the professional work environment?

Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by cimmanom on Thursday July 12, 2018 @01:43PM (#17516912)
So much this. Workplaces used to be for working. Then you could go home after 8 hours and let go. Now you spend 12 hours getting half the work done because the office is no longer a workplace but a hangout.
Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by dazc on Thursday July 12, 2018 @02:02PM (#17517090)
'I guess my point is, yessh people, what happened to the professional work environment?'

Maybe related to bullshit jobs since these people are obviously not doing any real work, just bringing their homelife to the office in order to make time pass quicker?

Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by mikestew on Thursday July 12, 2018 @02:21PM (#17517241)
Mmm, possibly; I cut down to taking the dog only once or twice a week because she took a non-trivial bit of maintenance and, well, I have work to do.
Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by your-nanny on Thursday July 12, 2018 @10:49AM (#17515160)
we have dogs in the office. they're quiet and most people love them. in any case they are the least of the distractions...and usually only if you made the miserable decision to eat lunch at desk (which in an open office can be even more of a nuisance)
Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by forgottenpass on Thursday July 12, 2018 @01:08PM (#17516588)
Dogs are fun to have around. I love to give them scratches and bellyrubs when I need a distraction from frustration. I'm allergic and my arms will get itchy but it's worth it.

This thread of Hacker News kvetching has really lost focus on the case against open offices. This reads like a contest of who can be the most uptight in the office.

Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by themaninthedark on Thursday July 12, 2018 @03:16PM (#17517720)
I like cats, dog and my son. Do I think added any of them to my office would be a good idea? No.

I go to work to well, work. I like my co-workers, don't mind talking with them a bit and am even friends with some of them. That doesn't mean I want them to bring all their distractions and things that bring them joy to the office. I want us all to get everything done quickly and correctly so that we can all go home and enjoy the things we like.

Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by BigJono on Friday July 13, 2018 @03:37AM (#17521143)
If you spend well over 50% of your day in a certain place you should damn well enjoy being there.

This sort of outlook might work for those of us that are workaholics, but for everyone else it's a major mental health hazard. Not everyone has wives or children or partners or scores of friends to spend their nights with. I wouldn't be so blase about taking all enjoyment out of the rest of the time those people are spending on this earth.

Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by your-nanny on Thursday July 12, 2018 @01:45PM (#17516931)
I agree.
Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by bitwize on Thursday July 12, 2018 @12:09PM (#17515950)
What, you don't like meeting Dooglers at work? What kind of heartless person are you?

(Fun fact: Google is officially a dog company. Cats are highly discouraged.)

Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by tomjen3 on Thursday July 12, 2018 @10:54AM (#17515213)
I really cannot see the comparison, unless the dogs are barking. I find sportsball* at work extremely annoying, but dogs are relaxing to have around.

*Yeah, I know, live and let live, but that is basically impossible with the current sport fanatics around here.

Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by rayiner on Thursday July 12, 2018 @11:09AM (#17515376)
For one thing, they shed and make your clothes and personal spaces look disgusting. They also try to interact with you and touch you without your consent. Dogs are animals. They belong outside, not in shared people spaces.
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Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by mikestew on Thursday July 12, 2018 @01:33PM (#17516813)
Though much has been discussed on the topic, I consider down votes to be for those comments that don't contribute to the discussion, even if I might agree. In your case, however, I not only disagree, I don't feel your comment has contributed positively to the discussion. Whereas the parent comment did bring a different viewpoint to the discussion, though I might disagree with them.

In conclusion, have a down vote. Parent: have an upvote.

Re:The open-plan office is a terrible, horrible, no good, ve... by your-nanny on Thursday July 12, 2018 @01:44PM (#17516922)
I'm happy with that. I was just kvetching really (and I didn't actually downvote). I strongly feel that votes should be used as you statrd., and not in lieu of a reply expressing disagreement through the courtesy of a reply. my complaint really is that downvoting is so capricious. people who hate dogs in the office downvoted me for saying that dogs have not been a problem at my office. the statement was factual, respectful and related. meanwhile I can say some snarky thing and get upvoted like crazy. it's just silly