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Re:Why nobody ever wins the car at the mall by rayiner on Tuesday June 26, 2018 @10:34AM (#17400860)
> They came back quite drunk

> They walked away with the car.

Hopefully they did walk.

Re:Why nobody ever wins the car at the mall by oconnor663 on Tuesday June 26, 2018 @11:11AM (#17401152)
I believe the contest rules require you to floor it straight out of the mall (the "Left4Dead 2 clause").
Re:Why nobody ever wins the car at the mall by dragontamer on Tuesday June 26, 2018 @12:05PM (#17401718)
Any joke that revolves around driving cars inside of a mall needs a mandatory reference to the Blues Brothers mall chase scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l3CGibsWT8

Re:Why nobody ever wins the car at the mall by nocman on Tuesday June 26, 2018 @01:37PM (#17402573)
LOL!

"this place has got everything!"

Thanks for linking to that -- I've always gotten a kick out that scene.

:-D

Re:Why nobody ever wins the car at the mall by strombofulous on Tuesday June 26, 2018 @11:41AM (#17401475)
What is the L4D2 clause? Google didn't return anything.
Re:Why nobody ever wins the car at the mall by KJKingJ on Tuesday June 26, 2018 @11:47AM (#17401533)
One of the 'campaigns' in Left 4 Dead 2 involves driving a car that is on display in a mall through the doors. At speed.

http://left4dead.wikia.com/wiki/Dead_Center

Re:Why nobody ever wins the car at the mall by bluGill on Tuesday June 26, 2018 @11:54AM (#17401602)
In the rare case you win (there are legitimate win a car contests that are not trying to get your private information) there is a lot of paperwork to fill out. In the best case you would be sober before the paperwork is done.