What we really need is a way to tell salespeople to fuck off and die in a goddamned fire, in a way that truly expresses the soul-deep, sheer hatred I feel for them at that very moment, that makes them feel unending shame for even existing.

I may have anger issues.

On a normal day, I just sort of hate them, kind of the same way I hate real estate salespersons, bad drivers and anyone making over $100K who bitches about the middle class being hammered.