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Re:A one-second video taken by the Rosetta probe on the surf... by dehef on Wednesday April 25, 2018 @05:47AM (#16919987)

    Observable.of(rosetta)
         .map(rocket => gravityAssist(rocket,'Earth'))
         .map(rocket => gravityAssist(rocket,'Mars'))
         .map(rocket => gravityAssist(rocket,'Earth'))
         .map(rocket => gravityAssist(rocket,'Earth'))
         .do(rocket => land(rocket))
         .do(rocket => tweetVideo())
         .catch(error => kaput(error))
Re:A one-second video taken by the Rosetta probe on the surf... by iliketosleep on Wednesday April 25, 2018 @07:29AM (#16920513)
Or just simply:

npm install rosetta-67P-rendezvous

Re:A one-second video taken by the Rosetta probe on the surf... by aalleavitch on Wednesday April 25, 2018 @08:01AM (#16920695)
Then somehow get a completely incomprehensible error about Visual Studio executables.
Re:A one-second video taken by the Rosetta probe on the surf... by matte_black on Wednesday April 25, 2018 @08:37AM (#16920935)
Use yarn
Re:A one-second video taken by the Rosetta probe on the surf... by VikingCoder on Wednesday April 25, 2018 @10:54AM (#16922031)
Oops. The new probe smashed into Mars at 146 km per second.

It was a leftpad error.