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Re:We'll pay you $3000/mo to build your startup on Dark by MarkyC4 on Tuesday April 10, 2018 @01:56PM (#16803483)
I went to their homepage to find this blurb:

We’re creating a new programming language, tightly integrated with an editor, compiler and PaaS, to allow engineers to build distributed applications using high-level primitives. We abstract away individual machines and low-level distributed systems code to:

* Generate and run scalable infrastructure for you. * Use APIs as easily as if they were functions. * Remove the deployment step entirely.

Quite ambitious I must say

Re:We'll pay you $3000/mo to build your startup on Dark by rapsey on Tuesday April 10, 2018 @02:01PM (#16803531)
* forever bind you to our services and charge you any amount of money because you have no choice but to pay. If you fail we will just take your business.
Re:We'll pay you $3000/mo to build your startup on Dark by sjm-lbm on Tuesday April 10, 2018 @02:20PM (#16803714)
Eh, even if what they are promising is only economically viable as a proof of concept, it's probabally still better than the "overengineer a system that nobody ever actually uses" situation that's pretty much the norm now.
Re:We'll pay you $3000/mo to build your startup on Dark by rapsey on Tuesday April 10, 2018 @02:33PM (#16803832)
No I think locking yourself into financial servitude to some entity is just about the dumbest thing you can do. If you fail you wasted time getting experience not applicable elsewhere, if you succeed they will bleed you dry.
Re:We'll pay you $3000/mo to build your startup on Dark by CamTin on Tuesday April 10, 2018 @02:45PM (#16803952)
If you succeed, you have some blood in you, and can work on V2 architecture on some other cloud or in your own cage at a DC. This seems like a good bargain for a business that is validating whether they can make money at all, especially a VC-backed startup that is fine with burning cash to prove a concept. Seems like something in-between totally-infinitely-scalable-and-portable-bulletproof-infra and "fake it with spreadsheets and manual work".
Re:We'll pay you $3000/mo to build your startup on Dark by rapsey on Tuesday April 10, 2018 @11:37PM (#16807844)
Or they bleed you so much you don't have the resources to attempt a rewrite.
Re:We'll pay you $3000/mo to build your startup on Dark by lossolo on Tuesday April 10, 2018 @02:18PM (#16803690)
This. They are paying you for locking your startup into their platform and then they will get their money back and a lot more.
Re:We'll pay you $3000/mo to build your startup on Dark by jlarocco on Tuesday April 10, 2018 @02:15PM (#16803661)
Sounds like they're developing Common Lisp, Emacs, and Slime.
Re:We'll pay you $3000/mo to build your startup on Dark by pbiggar on Tuesday April 10, 2018 @02:26PM (#16803768)
Throw in Heroku and Firebase and we're nearly there :)
Re:We'll pay you $3000/mo to build your startup on Dark by notfromhere on Tuesday April 10, 2018 @03:17PM (#16804249)
So basically mathematica/wolfram language?