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Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by rocho on Thursday April 05, 2018 @03:42PM (#16768252)
> If I had poo on my arm, I'd use soap and water to clean it then rinse well.

That is why the only acceptable option is using a bidet, with soap of course. It boggles my mind that some people can withstand even the thought of cleaning themselves with just paper or wet wipes.

Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by deftturtle on Sunday April 08, 2018 @02:20PM (#16787434)
Animals don't use toilet paper or bidets.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by fredley on Monday April 09, 2018 @10:25AM (#16793190)
Animals don't have oversized glutes that allow them to stand upright, and run long distances to catch prey, and a high fat/carb, low fibre diet that most humans have.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by atomical on Monday April 09, 2018 @12:31AM (#16790390)
Ever had an intelligent conversation with one?