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Re:Don’t Fix Facebook, Replace It by tomcooks on Thursday April 05, 2018 @03:40AM (#16762734)
Everytime you say, hear or read the word "Facebook" replace it with either "mom and dad" or "the creep". Works great.
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Re:Don’t Fix Facebook, Replace It by akkat on Thursday April 05, 2018 @08:06AM (#16763997)
Except it doesn't. Situation a: Facebook knows what I did last night. Result: I get ads tailored to what I did.

Situation b: Mom and Dad knows what I did last night. Result: I get grounded.

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Re:Don’t Fix Facebook, Replace It by tomcooks on Thursday April 05, 2018 @12:03PM (#16766117)
Guess what a teenager cares about more, coincidentally it's also the joke you just missed
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Re:Don’t Fix Facebook, Replace It by sidcool on Friday April 06, 2018 @05:19AM (#16771967)
There is a high probability that you did something wrong last night. /s
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