> Criterions are what one adds to soup ;)

You're thinking of crouta.

Let me introduce you to a cool website:

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/criterion

That something incorrectly oft-repeated can take on a veracity all its own is a wonderful aspect of the English language, but it doesn't make things any less twitch-inducing and, bluntly, incorrect.

Besides, I wanted to make a somewhat self-deprecating comment, rather than - as you have here - regurgitate some half-arsed passive aggressive form.