> ...tabasco being used in your eyes to keep you awake while on guard duty
Commander: Son, why didn't you see that group of enemy soldiers neak up on and slit the throats of half our men?!
Soldier: Well, I don't know, but I sure didn't fall asleep, sir!
Oh goodness, the jalapeno cheese spread was ever only in like 1 of the meals per box. People used to trade illicit bottles of liquor for one of those.
I got one of the worst cases of...erm..."intestinal movement"...from the ribs (fashioned into a sandwich with the bread of course). I could never bring myself to eat that particular meal again. I think they've replaced the bread in the newer (2009/2010) meals with a tortilla.
I still can't figure out how they made the pasta MREs so good. Old pasta noodles get soggy fast.
The article neglected to mention the tabasco being used in your eyes to keep you awake while on guard duty.
I agree, the cheese spread (especially jalapeno) was the best. I would usually not eat the meat-like product in MREs.