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Re:Turn Prisons into Colleges by eviltandem on Friday March 09, 2018 @02:24PM (#16554195)
For your crime you are sentenced to 3 phd's in the field of astrophysics with no chance of parole.

May God have mercy on your soul.

Re:Turn Prisons into Colleges by rajacombinator on Friday March 09, 2018 @03:26PM (#16554688)
Underrated comment ... education could very well be more punitive than the alternative!
Re:Turn Prisons into Colleges by l9k on Friday March 09, 2018 @03:59PM (#16554982)
It would be fun to see some sentences given in terms of X qualifications instead of X time!