> But would it be so crazy for these regulators to hire someone...to help provide a little bit of actionable technical advice?

Didn't you know? They do. Large corporations are always happy to help regulators write laws in such a way as to benefit them to fend of those pesky innovators. [1] Raising compliance costs as high as possible is highly desired by large companies.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regulatory_capture