Let's Encrypt offered three of the Ten, but one was discovered to be flawed due to the way some major bulk hosting services are configured, so that leaves two (of Nine, since in practice any implementation of the Tenth Blessed Method is flawed the same way).
Even flawed Blessed Methods are far superior to the checking (basically none) we can reasonably expect from a normal person using a web browser. But still, improvements upon the Blessed Methods are a topic of public discussion, if you think you genuinely have a better way you should definitely let the CA/B Forum or m.d.s.policy know about it.
>It's just too easy to get them to think they really mean anything.
I'm not sure what you mean by this:
1. Are you saying that there is a vulnerability where you can get a valid certificate for a domain you don't own?
2. Do you mean the fact that valid owners of a domain can get a certificate easily?
If 1, please provide more info. If 2, why is that a bad thing?
Whether an EV certificate should do much more for trust than DV is a matter of some debate.