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Re:3,500 Occult Manuscripts Will Be Digitized and Made Freel... by empath75 on Friday January 26, 2018 @12:34PM (#16241039)
That's also how I troubleshoot kubernetes problems.
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Re:3,500 Occult Manuscripts Will Be Digitized and Made Freel... by mcguire on Friday January 26, 2018 @01:06PM (#16241381)
You may think you're kidding, but modern technology stacks have gotten so complicated and entangled that mystical troubleshooting is the routine solution.

Not working? Reboot it. For all I know, the phase of Saturn (as calculated by some library down in the framework) does affect Kubernetes.

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Re:3,500 Occult Manuscripts Will Be Digitized and Made Freel... by booleandilemma on Friday January 26, 2018 @01:14PM (#16241465)
Fix your PC with a crystal pendulum

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-MM0Z_jCrGo

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Re:3,500 Occult Manuscripts Will Be Digitized and Made Freel... by jerf on Friday January 26, 2018 @01:26PM (#16241569)
http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/P/phase-of-the-moon.html
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Re:3,500 Occult Manuscripts Will Be Digitized and Made Freel... by yesbabyyes on Monday January 29, 2018 @10:39AM (#16258063)
Also: A Story About 'Magic'

http://catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html

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Re:3,500 Occult Manuscripts Will Be Digitized and Made Freel... by Xeoncross on Friday January 26, 2018 @12:40PM (#16241102)
[Angry manager stomps in]

"WHY DID WE GO DOWN??? WHAT HAPPENED!??"

"Nothing much we could do boss, Saturn ascended"

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Re:3,500 Occult Manuscripts Will Be Digitized and Made Freel... by mcguire on Friday January 26, 2018 @01:07PM (#16241386)
Beats "sunspots."
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Re:3,500 Occult Manuscripts Will Be Digitized and Made Freel... by jerkstate on Friday January 26, 2018 @02:00PM (#16241903)
flips through excuse-of-the-day calendar
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Re:3,500 Occult Manuscripts Will Be Digitized and Made Freel... by mindcrime on Friday January 26, 2018 @06:28PM (#16243747)
DUMMY-MODE ON
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