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Re:Juicero Founder Now Promoting $40 Jugs of ‘Raw Water’ in ... by noetic_techy on Thursday January 11, 2018 @01:20PM (#16126275)
Why not simply use pure osmisis water, then add in some friendly pro-biotics and minerals. All the upside, no down-slime. I'll call it: Engineered Unfiltered Water. Who's with me?

I'll even add a weight loss tape worm as a $100 DLC. Ultra-gut-cleanse Giardia for $300.

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Re:Juicero Founder Now Promoting $40 Jugs of ‘Raw Water’ in ... by themoat on Thursday January 11, 2018 @03:22PM (#16127448)
What kind of DRM can you promise me? I'm not in unless we protect our IP
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Re:Juicero Founder Now Promoting $40 Jugs of ‘Raw Water’ in ... by noetic_techy on Friday January 19, 2018 @09:34PM (#16191721)
There will be a little blurb on the back label with vague threats like "If you copy me, I will find you..."
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