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Re:I got locked out of my Google account for a month by notyourday on Friday December 22, 2017 @10:51PM (#15992807)
US over time has developed this amazing alternative system to deal with all kinds of really complicated b.s. it involves guys and gals in black robes. They even get to say "Agree, that thing you signed is stupid, so we are going to presume you did not actually sign that".

Use them. They are lovely. 1-800-BUILD-A-BEAR lovely.

They also happen to love to smash into faces of smug dumb entities. Like Google. Or Apple. Most often because they have their own horse to ride. But who cares. Just. Use. Them.

Re:I got locked out of my Google account for a month by mistermann on Saturday December 23, 2017 @10:13AM (#15994414)
Wouldn't life be wonderful if this was true.
Re:I got locked out of my Google account for a month by notyourday on Saturday December 23, 2017 @02:26PM (#15995775)
Talk less. File more.
Re:I got locked out of my Google account for a month by fapjacks on Monday December 25, 2017 @01:27AM (#16003001)
I dunno if you're a lawyer, but you should be in marketing.