Please tell me where every user can create his own gui within 5 minutes with shapes, activex controls, pictures, keyboard shortcuts, combine those with code which was created by macro-recording (and as such needs the most basic knowledge of programming if any), that can be opened by almost every PC in the business world (as 99% has excel installed), which comes with 100's functions and formulas allowing to create anything and everything. On top of that, please no higher costs than ~50$/user.

Delphi, before Embarcadero shat the bed