Oh well then, if it's hard then feel free to violate my privacy instead, I'd hate to inconvenience you, the developer! /s

We really need to get over this notion that developer time is the most important thing in the world, it's having negative affects on privacy, performance and probably more. Gigabytes of usage data is really not that much anyway, but even if it is, you don't need to track every single user, just a representative sample.

And don't forget the age old option of not doing analytics, except for marketing purposes I've rarely seen analytics provide more value than it's worth.