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Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by gr3yh47 on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @05:38PM (#15752282)
>Just pay the toll

especially when the cost of doing the right thing is higher.

i mean look at HSBC - laundered trillions of dollars of mega-organized-crime money. for a decade. 400m dollar fine probably isnt even .01% of what they made off that endeavor

Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by dsacco on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @07:54PM (#15753236)
> laundered trillions of dollars

> 400m dollar fine

> isnt even .01% of what they made

...why even use numbers, a concept literally defined to quantify things, if you're just going to use utterly incorrect ones?

HSBC did not launder trillions of dollars over a decade, that figure is three orders of magnitude too high. HSBC is being fined $1.9B, not $400M.[1] HSBC also did not earn 19 trillion dollars over the course of a decade, which is what would make $1.9B your 0.01% figure. Even a $400M fine would still constitute earnings of $4 trillion.

Not only are your numbers incorrect factually speaking, their relationships with each other are entirely out of whack for measuring HSBC's profit, even in an absurd hypothetical scenario in which HSBC did launder trillions of dollars.

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1. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2013-07-02/hsbc-judg...

Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by StanislavPetrov on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @08:53PM (#15753559)
You are confusing profit, earnings, and the amount of money laundered, each of which is distinct and very different.

If you give me a million dollars in counterfeit bills, and I launder them for you, I might get paid only $10,000. My laundering efforts might have cost me $9,000. In this case my profits are $1,000 even though my earnings were $10,000 and I laundered $1,000,000.

I'm not saying that HSBC laundered 19 trillion, but the earnings and/or profits of HSBC have absolutely no relation to the potential amount they laundered.

Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by dsacco on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @09:02PM (#15753604)
Sure, but I think you’re missing the forest for the trees here.
Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by 21 on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @05:51PM (#15752377)
> laundered trillions of dollars of mega-organized-crime money

While I agree with your sentiment, there is no need to use such inflated and hilarious numbers.

Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by saganus on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @06:25PM (#15752679)
Edit: Thanks for the corrections. I definitely messed up the magnitudes here. Was doing some other calculation on another topic and somehow I mixed them both. Sorry about that. Please disregard this comment as it it way off :(

While "trillions" is definitely inflated and hyperbole, I don't think it's THAT far off.

According to this The Guardian article [0] "At least $881m in drug trafficking money was laundered throughout the bank's accounts."

So 0.88 Tn. Definitely not "trillions" but definitely much more than I would've expected if they said "billions laundered".

Also, it says "at least", which I take it to say that the investigation was not complete so a final number couldn't be calculated and only a "lower" cap is given. Potentially it could still be "trillions" as in e.g. "1.3 trillions" (if that final figure is ever calculated or even published of course). So inflated, yes. Hilarious... not so sure.

[0] https://www.theguardian.com/business/2012/dec/11/hsbc-bank-u...

Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by adamiscool8 on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @06:58PM (#15752906)
Parent might be conflating the amount actually found to be laundered with HSBC's failure to monitor over $200 trillion [1] in suspicious transactions.

[1] https://www.theglobeandmail.com/incoming/article6209613.ece/...

Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by gleenn on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @06:35PM (#15752752)
Isn't that 0.881 billion? They're still off by 3 orders of magnitude
Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by kelnos on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @06:42PM (#15752805)
> So 0.88 Tn.

You mean 0.00088 Tn.

Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by colejohnson66 on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @07:53PM (#15753229)
Well, it’s 0.88 percent of a trillion...
Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by StavrosK on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @08:08PM (#15753325)
0.088.
Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by fauigerzigerk on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @05:59PM (#15752434)
HSBC did not make trillions from those transactions and they were fined $1.9bn in 2012.
Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by Scoundreller on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @07:06PM (#15752955)
Did you ask any families with a family member killed by a cartel if a fine seemed reasonable?
Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by CyberDildonics on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @07:50PM (#15753216)
Why would you respond like this to someone putting forward plain facts.
Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by Scoundreller on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @08:41PM (#15753487)
Because it was in response to a post about how low the fines were:

"i mean look at HSBC - laundered trillions of dollars of mega-organized-crime money. for a decade. 400m dollar fine probably isnt even .01% of what they made off that endeavor"

$1.9b may sound like a lot, but there's a lot of blood attached to it.

Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by fauigerzigerk on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @05:01AM (#15755644)
Perhaps you should start reading this thread once more, starting with untog's daycare story. Then you might see why the financial facts are important.

It's not because any specific fine can ever be adequate compensation for all the suffering caused by the cartels. It's because you want the fine to be large enough to actually deter bad behavior in the future.

In this particular case I believe the fine (perhaps in combination with the threat of other regulatory action) has changed HSBC's behavior as there are many stories about erroneously frozen HSBC business accounts.

I just wonder if any number of deaths will ever change the behavior of the politicians who designed the disastrous war on drugs policies that have so utterly failed. I fear that won't happen as long as voters don't care about facts.

Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by tedunangst on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @05:49PM (#15752363)
If HSBC was making profits of $4 trillion, they were also lying on their financial statements.
Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by kbenson on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @07:52PM (#15753224)
If ever you need evidence that people see really large numbers and lose perspective, look to this conversation and how many people completely glossed over the use of trillions instead of billions, a mistake so small it puts HSBC revenue in the realm of well developed nation states...
Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by kinkrtyavimoodh on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @12:48AM (#15754563)
Apparently, when wielding numbers for outrage, the quantitative details are merely a trivial annoyance.
Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by panarky on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @05:57PM (#15752420)
And they say we need less regulation of corporate behavior.
Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by alexanderstears on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @06:09PM (#15752540)
Less regulation would be better than the system we have now - where large and connected corporations can buy get out of jail free cards.
Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by panarky on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @06:17PM (#15752617)
Please tell me more about how even less regulation would have held Uber accountable.
Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by alexanderstears on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @06:25PM (#15752675)
It wouldn't. But I'd wager that Uber isn't going to be held accountable (or not very accountable) for this, so why not write the rules so that everyone gets to be as cavalier? It'd save a lot of companies the headaches that go along with I.T security.
Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by panarky on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @06:36PM (#15752757)
Some drivers don't stop at stop signs.

Let's remove the stop signs so all drivers can be as cavalier.

It'd save a lot of drivers the headaches that go along with traffic laws.

Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by Spivak on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @07:26PM (#15753085)
Better example. Almost everyone performs rolling stops at stop signs. Even when people are ticketed they just pay it don't change their behavior. Why have the fine at all?
Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by colejohnson66 on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @07:56PM (#15753241)
Because it’s basically free money for the departments the ticket money goes to
Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by alexanderstears on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @06:39PM (#15752791)
I don't dispute your logic though I would prefer more traffic law enforcement.

But the uber situation would be closer to this - the parking meter costs $20/hr and a parking ticket costs $5. We're creating a situation where people who break the law get ahead of those who obey it. Either we can ramp up enforcement (good luck with that happening) or we can level the playing field.

Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by ehnto on Wednesday November 22, 2017 @06:07AM (#15755928)
I would prefer smarter drivers over more laws. Mandatory defensive driver education programs and stricter tests. Few people ever intend to break the laws that get them into accidents, so making sure they don't accidentally break them by being, smarter, more aware drivers would ideal.
Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by ringaroundthetx on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @06:33PM (#15752736)
Well look at this case as an individual circumstance:

The US federal government decided 30 years ago that it was going to attempt to prevent some kinds of transactions from being part of the global economic growth. Kinds of transactions that were always here, and always willing to be part of the global economic growth.

It decided to use other people's money to attempt to enforce this blockade, at great expense, for perpetuity.

It does this by creating onerous reporting requirements for companies and individuals worldwide, and onerous and expensive procedures for the individuals that fail to merely file the correct paperwork.

All the while, massive multinational banks have been letting the well funded organizations continue moving their money through them and contributing to the global economic growth, while citizens are being fined and imprisoned for paperwork problems.

And your go-to thought was a satire on anyone suggesting less regulation, implying the same or more regulation would be a BETTER use of public resources?

World economic growth has always been fueled by money whose source you don't agree with. Using everyone's money in a government to merely PRETEND like it can prevent illicit sourced money from being used seems irresponsible and unconscionable, looking at the track record.

Is it really so uncomfortable to admit that multinational "cartels" (organizations of people under a common charter) are pretty good at fueling economic growth globally? Because thats how its always been

Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by emodendroket on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @08:23PM (#15753404)
By this logic, we should encourage murder, since it's always been around and sudden, violent loss of life can create jobs.
Re:Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57M People by ringaroundthetx on Tuesday November 21, 2017 @10:03PM (#15753889)
Anti-money laundering laws don't pretend there is a victim, they attempt to discourage behavior by regulating an intermediary.

They also fail at it while ensnaring otherwise law abiding citizens in the dragnet.

So there is no logic to extrapolate to murders, where there is a victim from the activity of murdering.

AML via the Bank Secrecy Act, Patriot Act and other regulations was a swing and a miss, just looking at the evidence alone. Cash transactions over $10,000 were supposed to be reported, to stop terrorists, and the 1 BILLION of organized drug money that HSBC cleared is the equivalent of a dozen terrorists being financed per day, since 9/11.

Excepts its just people with a little extra cash that get jailed from these reporting laws.