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Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by einarfd on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @12:43PM (#15594578)
> I consider it evidence of carelessness - I don't care if you can't spell, but I do care if you don't bother to run it past someone else who can for editing.

Getting someone to look over your stuff and looking for spelling errors sounds like a simple and easy fix doesn’t it? But in my experience that doesn't work as well as one would think, prof reading is a lot harder than it looks. After all it's isn't enough to catch some of the errors, you need to catch them all.

As someone that has close family members with dyslexia, and have struggled with spelling all my life. I have to say that seeing those challenges characterised as carelessness is infuriating. For a lot of people getting spelling right is easy, and that is great. But for some of us it is not, while prof reading and spell checkers might help, they are not a magical fix all. Some errors often sneak through, no matter what you do.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by beat on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @01:55PM (#15595121)
To be clear here - being a poor speller, due to dyslexia or any other reason, is not the problem. But if you know you are a poor speller, you should have someone who is a good speller edit your resume, looking for spelling errors.

If you know a misspelled resume can cost you a job, and you don't take additional steps to make sure it's spelled correctly, that's careless.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by einarfd on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @02:55PM (#15595619)
As I said earlier, getting someone to prof read your text, and catch all the problems is not as easy as you would think. Nor is getting a spell checker to catch all your errors.

I have to admit I thought I was done with getting graded on spelling in high school. I haven't seen anything on either side of the fence, in my carer to indicate that some spelling mistakes is enough to cost people an opportunity. But I'm sure your right and there are companies out there that does that. But I don't need to work in every company, only the good ones. So it hasn't been a problem for me so far.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by beat on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @03:31PM (#15595867)
One of my best friends has a MD and an MBA degree. He currently manages a $100M investment portfolio. We chat online almost daily.

He is, by far, the worst speller I know. Even after 20+ years of online conversation, I can barely understand what he's saying sometimes.

He also passes bits of professional writing past me for validation, usually to check his intent. His professional writing is always perfectly spelled, with impeccable grammar. He relies heavily on both software and human checks (secretaries and copywriters) to insure the basic quality of his writing. That's one reason why a truly wretched speller makes more in bonuses alone than I make in salary.

So yes, I have a hard time forgiving a misspelled resume. If he can do it, you can do it, too.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by ckoerner on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @03:55PM (#15596029)
I don't mean to challenge you, but I think your assumptions about how easy it is for others to do something you consider rudimentary are based in an undeclared set of privileges and fortune. A few possible scenarios where getting help might not be as easy as asking a partner, friend, or colleague to help review things.

A first-generation college grad paying their way through school by working full time in a new town.

A single parent trying to get into a field while working and caring for their family.

A non-native English speaker who perhaps understands the general structure of the English language, but not the nuances of grammar (or what is expected in a Western CV/Resume).

I hope you could see that your earnest appreciation for proper spelling is unfair to apply in such a black/white dichotomy. I kindly ask you to reconsider your approach.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by user5994461 on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @05:20PM (#15596702)
The college grad is surrounded by other college grads who can review his writings.

The parent is surrounded by family who can review his writings.

The non native English speaker with poor spelling knows first hand that he needs his resume to get reviewed. And he should not expect to easily find a highly qualified job that requires to write English in an English speaking country if he can't read and write English.

So far, your examples only manage to show that people could manage just fine and if they can't they were not qualified for the job.

English is not a rare skill. There is no shortage of people who can write decently.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by beat on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @05:12PM (#15596631)
But that leaves me with a problem - I still need to turn this stack of 100 resumes into something I can be expected to work through, given the limited availability of my most expensive resource - time. I don't want to interview 100 candidates. I want to interview five. That means 19 out of 20 need to be eliminated before it even gets to the interview process.

The spelling heuristic gets rid of between 5 and 20%, right away. A lot of those resumes would also be caught by other heuristics (no ten page resumes, etc). Most of your concern cases would also fall to my other filters as well. And quite frankly, if a resume jumped out at me in a positive way, but it had three or four or five typos? I'd interview. It's not a hard and fast rule.

It's not as black and white as you think it is.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by user5994461 on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @05:24PM (#15596730)
Between us, you should try to introduce automated Hacker Rank testing in your company.

It's a relevant filter and it's a terrific value for time.

A good old exercise to print number from 1 to 100 and then 100 to 1. That's the sort of things that get rid of half the candidates.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by einarfd on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @04:58PM (#15596504)
So your argument is that your rich friend can hire people to prof read his writing. So everyone else can do that to?

That does sound like a solution that will work, but maybe not practical for everyone?

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by beat on Wednesday November 01, 2017 @10:38AM (#15601504)
Back when we were college students, he wasn't rich. Yet he got through med school (med school!). He asked friends like me to check things, when they mattered.

You keep looking for excuses, not solutions. He knew, and knows, he has a problem with spelling. So he does everything he can to get the help he needs to keep his spelling from limiting his career. He did it when he was a poor college student. Now, he can get secretaries to check, because he has a successful career built around his strengths, rather than letting his limitations define him.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by user5994461 on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @03:01PM (#15595669)
>>> As I said earlier, getting someone to prof read your text, and catch all the problems is not as easy as you would think.

Careless and bad at collaboration. Noted.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by mikeash on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @02:35PM (#15595447)
Isn't that rather circular? You need to ensure you don't have spelling mistakes, otherwise that indicates carelessness because it could cost you a job. Why would it cost you a non-spelling-related job? Because it indicates carelessness!

If we criticize job applicants for mistakes which are unrelated to their field, why shouldn't we do the same for employers? Rejecting applicants for spelling mistakes is not in and of itself a problem, but it indicates carelessness in the hiring process so maybe it's not a good place to work.

It's interesting to think about crafting a resume, not only to get a favorable response from places you'd want to work, but to deliberately create an unfavorable response from places you wouldn't

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by jdgiese on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @03:03PM (#15595687)
> but it indicates carelessness in the hiring process

Perhaps we are using the word careless differently, but I don't see how using heuristics like this implies carelessness on behalf of the employer. If anything, it seems to indicate that the employer is making a well-reasoned choice to balance economic constraints with company values.

I run a small software consulting firm and have now hired three people (not too many). I believe that attention to detail and pride in how you present yourself, either via your resume or your code quality, is essential. For this reason, I think applicants should spell-check their resume (or use Grammarly).

In fact, we even mention this in our company values page:

> We value correct grammar and a strong grasp of the English language.

> We write with a clear and professional tone in our external communication.

> We try not to send vague or confusing emails.

> We invest in improving our writing, presentation, and conversational skills.

http://innolitics.com/about/#communicate-clearly

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by mikeash on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @03:48PM (#15595969)
Do you have other people proofread and spellcheck all of your external communication?
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by setr on Thursday November 02, 2017 @02:37AM (#15608307)
I couldn't care less if I make a typo in HN; But an email to my professor, I'll review several times without even thinking about it. Probably won't get someone else to proofread it, but that's because I trust my own competence in reviewing my own short texts, and in writing English.

But my friends from India, they'll send me emails to proofread if its important, because, y'know, it's sensible, correct and most importantly, it's polite to do so.

It seems absurd to me that the significance of typos needs to be defended; Maybe the treatment of resumes as any more important than a text message, but if we assume it's important, then why the hell would you let something as simple as typos through easily?

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by mikeash on Thursday November 02, 2017 @10:54AM (#15610917)
I can see that it's good to avoid typos. But at the same time, why the hell are you judging the suitability of a professional in a complex technical field based on typos in something they only write once every few years?

The argument for the latter seems to be circular: we reject people on that basis because typos indicate a broader lack of care, which they indicate because we reject people on that basis.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by setr on Thursday November 02, 2017 @02:23PM (#15612894)
Its mostly a question of where to spend effort; In the same way I'm probably not going to read a paper with a shoddily written abstract, unless external reasons apply (ie the paper was recommended to me by someone trustworthy), it doesn't make sense for me to try to parse a shoddily written resume.

It takes more effort to do so, and its nonsensical for the person not to put effort into it, because its only written once ebery few years, and because its the first point of contact.

If you're going to operate at the level of a tenth grader, why would I assume you have anything more to offer than what a tenth grader might?

Of course the metric might fail, but hey, there's a hundred other resumes to have to go through too, and you managed to imply you're incompetent right off the bat, so I'm probably better off looking elsewhere.

Theres also the aspect that I personally don't want to put up with shoddy writing, and also the fact that these are not long documents. Its like 1-3 pages half-sentences and spacing everywhere; I'm hardly asking the world of you by requiring you bother verifying what you write.

>But at the same time, why the hell are you judging the suitability of a professional in a complex technical field based on typos in something they only write once every few years

Because, with the exception of some rare positions, there are a lot of people suitable for the job. There are also a lot of people who will apply without being suitable. And a lot of the people who apply at random, aka sloppily, are presumably also sloppy about the rest of the process.

So filtering on sloppiness is probably a decent utility; of course it'll remove the sloppy suitable candidates, and it won't remove the non-sloppy unsuitable candidates, but hey.

Alternatively we can do modern hr stuff like filtering resumes on key-word searches, so if you're an expert in Oracle 11d but not Oracle 11e....

Every filter is fucked somehow; but typos seem to me one of the least fucked, precisely because its so easy to avoid. You only write it once every few years.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by ballenf on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @01:04PM (#15594727)
I too have close family members with dyslexia. If they asked whether they'd make good programmers, I'd honestly tell them that their disability would make it very challenging and frustrating. They could still do it, but their passion would have to be enough to drive them to work much harder than their colleagues to achieve the same results.

I'd also recommend that they go to whatever lengths necessary to eliminate typos in their resume because it's a prime opportunity to demonstrate that they can achieve exacting precision when necessary.

That being said, they are all happy in careers where character-for-character precision is not as important.

Re: typos in resumes, I'm less strict than I used to be and try to focus more on work experience or other real world metrics than using typos as a proxy for programming productivity.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by nmcfarl on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @01:25PM (#15594888)
So I'm really really biased here. But as a programer with (mild) dyslexia, I have to say I think it's one of the best professional fields for this. We have linters, syntax highlighting editors, pretty printers, compilers and a whole suite of tools to make sure typos never go live.

No other other field has these tools, and high paying professional work does in fact require "typo free work" to make it anywhere, in almost any field.° Sure in plenty of fields you can try to paper over this with process - but this just means as a dyslexic your promotions are limited by the caliber of your secretary, PA, MA, editor or whatever person fixes your work in your field. You get a good one you flourish and bad one your career dies.

As I've moved to management I've had to delegate every piece of writing which is a frustrating experience, and that writing I end up doing usually ends up passing before multiple peoples eyes before being sent -- even for a simple email. This is not easier than coding - it's way harder.

° Spelling and grammar checkers help, but really are no where near as good as linters and all the other tooling.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by ballenf on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @01:40PM (#15595005)
Wow, I never thought about it that way. You have single-handedly changed the advice I'd give to my family on the issue. (Except for the resume advice above, which I think still holds.)
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by unabst on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @01:54PM (#15595112)
> but I do care if you don't bother to run it past someone else who can for editing.

Even Chrome has a spell checker. Not sure the distinction here between code typos and English typos is a valid one.

The OP is saying not bothering to check is the issue, not the specific errors. And this is, by definition, careless. This is a lack of caring for correctness and a lack of awareness of mistakes. It could even be considered a lack of respect, which would be a lack of professionalism, but the OP did not go there.

If you have dyslexia, then a perfect resume that includes your challenges as a dyslexic would be most impressive.

Employers are looking to be impressed.

Don't be an unimpressive bag of excuses.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by ballenf on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @02:19PM (#15595311)
Screening is all about finding good proxies for the skills you need for the position. Typos on resumes might be a good proxy for something, but not necessarily attention to detail (since you don't know the process the resume went through to get into its error-free state). At the extremes, the proofing could have been forced on them unwillingly by an overbearing parent or partner -or- the applicant could have painstakingly run the resume through every checker out there and begged for lots of feedback from others.

It's more accurately a proxy for the applicant understanding the context of various processes and the relative importance of a task. That may or may not be a skill you need in the job.

Finally, if the resume error rate is higher or lower than what you observe in the candidate's live, observed writing/coding then you should take note assuming such errors are a proxy for what you're looking for.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by unabst on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @05:18PM (#15596674)
Typos could be anything, period. As could anything else.

Bring a resume with typos and your rebuttal and see what happens. The trouble you go through to defend typos will be far more work than fixing your typos. It's mostly automatic.

Reasoning doesn't excuse you from making mistakes, because excused don't make up for those mistakes. In any professional work environment, your mistakes are someone else's paid job to fix.

OP is talking about attitude and mindset. The "I can reason away typos" mindset is not appealing. The "I will do anything to not make mistakes" mindset is.

I mean, that is still what we are talking about here right? Being attractive to employers.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by kls on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @03:26PM (#15595830)
Not to mention people with dyslexia objectify words differently. This is why the exact token representation of words are less relevant in our brains than those without it. Given that in programming words are just symbols for values or conditions, we view the words of code very differently than the words that convey linguistically meaning. The structure of words in a sentence is very different than the structure of words and symbols in code. It has never presented a problem for me when coding.
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by gugagore on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @01:54PM (#15595111)
You're biased, of course, but exactly in the right way in my opinion. Personally this is a beautiful example of why representation matters. People without dyslexia (myself included) simply cannot know what people with dyslexia can and cannot do. Many thanks for sharing such an important point that I hadn't thought about before.
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by sillysaurus3 on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @03:19PM (#15595790)
Nothing to say, just wanted to chime in: Awesome comment, thanks for sharing.
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by ggg9990 on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @02:26PM (#15595375)
This is an extremely well written post, did you delegate it?
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by einarfd on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @03:17PM (#15595779)
Your right about dyslexia adding challenges to being a programmer. I've worked with a couple of developers with dyslexia, and it is clear that being a slow reader is sometimes a challenge for them. But on the other hand, both of them are respected for their skills, doing well, and seem to be happy. So it is absolutely possible to succeed as a developer even if you have dyslexia.

I do know someone that works as a high school teacher and has dyslexia. You would think that, that would be a horror show. But as far as I know, that is actually a success story. Where it works well both for her, and the school.

We also have the Norwegian prime minister Erna Solberg, which is dyslectic.

So I would be careful about telling people what they can and can't succeed at, even if they have dyslexia.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by kentosi on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @01:48PM (#15595056)
Honest question: Would you toy with the idea of adding a small blurb right at the start of your resume stating this?

I'm thinking a box that acknowledges up-front that you have diagnosed dyslexia, which would explain any spelling mistakes, but that you're still highly competent as an engineer.

Not sure about others, but if I were hiring, I would welcome the honesty and instantly stop caring about any errors.

Note: I'm not an employer, but I have been asked to interview candidates.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by sillysaurus3 on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @03:20PM (#15595799)
It'd shave N% off your salary. The best time to admit something like that is after negotiation.
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by munificent on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @03:14PM (#15595763)
I used to work with a friend who has pretty severe dyslexia. As far as I could tell, it was never an impediment. He was phenomenally productive. Aside from the occasional misspelled variable name, you would never have known about his dyslexia.
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by jgust on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @12:53PM (#15594659)
Did you misspell prof(sic) to make a point, or was that a happy accident?
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by einarfd on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @05:48PM (#15596885)
I would never misspell on purpose. That was a "something" accident. But I do see it now, after you pointed it out.

Oh well, 20 years ago I would have been horrified being caught out posting something with spelling errors in public. Actually, I would probably not have posted in public at all. But at some point you just have to stop caring about trivialities like that.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by stult on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @01:10PM (#15594789)
The prof is in the pudding.
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by HeyLaughingBoy on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @02:22PM (#15595339)
Speaking of correctness...

This has always bothered me because I grew up understanding the correct phrase to be "the proof of the pudding is in the eating" and assumed that the shorter form arose because of people who simply didn't know what it really meant.

So I googled it and it turns out that the short form, "the proof is in the pudding," has been around since the 1920's (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/the_proof_of_the_pudding_is_i...). So, it's got some legs! I still don't think the short form makes any sense, but at least it's not a recent phenomenon caused by clueless hipsters :-)

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by gnopgnip on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @03:05PM (#15595699)
Most idioms don't make sense when taken literally. There is an understood meaning beyond the literal words. Monkey business, pull the wool over your eyes, cost an arm and a leg, chip on his shoulder, break a leg, raining cats and dogs.
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by msla on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @03:50PM (#15595982)
And some idioms might make sense, but they're used in a way which deprives them of sense.

For example: "Well, that's the exception that proves the rule!"

There are a number of ways to make that make sense, such as the use of "prove" to mean "test", as in "proving grounds", so that's the exception which tests the rule, or, alternatively, the fact it is an exception is proof the rule exists in the first place. Both sensical interpretations.

Of course, it isn't used like that. It's used more like this:

A: "Women can't program!"

B: "Wrong. Look at Grace Hopper, to begin with."

A: "Well, that's the exception that proves the rule! Women can't program."

B: facepalm

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by wolfgke on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @01:18PM (#15594841)
> Getting someone to look over your stuff and looking for spelling errors sounds like a simple and easy fix doesn’t it?

There are a lot of people who don't speak English as native language. I, as a non-native speaker learn about very subtle rules of the English language all the time, where the author often explains that even many native speakers are often not aware of these rules and thus write in their own native wrongly. It already occurred multiple times to me that I asked, say, 5 people at the floor of the institute where I work at, about some subtle grammar details in English. All of the persons who I asked were much more fluent in English than me (though not native speakers), but nobody could answer me the questions. I even sometimes confuse English native speakers with my questions about subtle details of English spelling, grammar, or word usage (side remark: it is my impression that native speakers of German are often much more aware of all the subtleties in their native tongue than native speakers of English).

So it is really not easy (even if you have English native speakers to ask) to find someone to proofread your English texts.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by tomc1985 on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @01:22PM (#15594859)
There is generally a recognizable difference between native-speaker-incompetence and foreigner-learning grammar errors/typos
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by beat on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @02:00PM (#15595169)
Yes, I pointedly confine my filter to spelling errors, not grammar, out of respect for non-native English speakers (or even native English speakers who grew up with other dialects). English grammar can be terribly difficult, even for well educated native speakers. Spelling, on the other hand, has a consistent reference.
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by lazyasciiart on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @03:07PM (#15595713)
I'm curious, do you expect everyone to use American spelling, or would you also accept British variations like -ise, colour, etc?
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by user5994461 on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @05:36PM (#15596812)
Hopefully, the reviewers are smart enough to know that color/colour is not a typo. ^^
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by flamedoge on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @01:50PM (#15595073)
The rules of language are simple to learn. Culture and Idioms must be lived and experienced.
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by gugagore on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @02:04PM (#15595210)
What is "simple" is a matter of opinion, but in this case I think your opinion is pretty incorrect. The fact that the "rules" vary with region, generation, level of formality, and so on seems to fly in the face of your claim. Not to mention, most native speakers may speak correctly but cannot articulate a correct list of rules.
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by flamedoge on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @02:26PM (#15595374)
What I referred to with 'rules of the language' was the national standard version of the language. Those are publicly well known and promoted by a majority body. I argue that these rules are much easier to learn than rules of dialects.
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by gugagore on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @02:52PM (#15595599)
First of all, in numerous cases, the "national standard" (whatever that means) dialect is not the dialect spoken by the majority.

Can you give an example of rules of "standard English" being easier to learn than some rule of non-standard English?

Also note that English as far as I know doesn't even have an official codification of its rules and usage: https://www.wikiwand.com/en/List_of_language_regulators

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by flamedoge on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @03:05PM (#15595703)
I'll argue that Korean spoken in Seoul, South Korea is vastly different from one in Pyong Yang, North Korea, and arguably harder to learn because one can trace some of the phrasing to old way Korean was spoken which is a mix of Chinese-derived words with Korean. This is due to the language having been invented by King Sejong circa 400(?) years ago when most written language was Chinese in Korea. It's harder because you have to trace the origins of these words to Chinese characters and it's not just learning one language anymore--language rules and meanings cross over across regions and boundaries that exist or existed in the past.
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by lazyasciiart on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @03:09PM (#15595728)
The language was not "invented" at all, you may be misremembering the invention of the Korean alphabet by Sejong. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Korean
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by gugagore on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @05:18PM (#15596680)
I think you're mostly talking about orthography (writing), and not language itself. You might be saying that because of the different writing systems, the spoken language is different today, which seems plausible. In any case, no matter how "mixed" a language's history is, I bet that for its native speakers, it is acquired as one language and feels like one language. When people learn and acquire language, they don't have to trace any origins of any words.

Anyway, we migrated from arguing about the claim "The rules of language are simple" to arguing that some language rules are simpler than other, which to me makes room for the claim that language is, generally speaking, complicated and its rules are complicated.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by wolfgke on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @07:04PM (#15597416)
> I think you're mostly talking about orthography (writing), and not language itself. You might be saying that because of the different writing systems, the spoken language is different today, which seems plausible. In any case, no matter how "mixed" a language's history is, I bet that for its native speakers, it is acquired as one language and feels like one language. When people learn and acquire language, they don't have to trace any origins of any words.

I don't know how native speakers of other languages think about this, but for German (my mother tongue) I don't think this is true. The reason is that in German loanwords often keep their spelling. So if you want to know how to pronounce a loanword you better have a good intuition from which language it might come from and how it is pronounced in this language. By some "language nerds" in Germany it is even considered as a sign of education to apply the correct rules of the source language to form the "correct number" instead of the "Germanized number" when declining the word.

An example: The commonly used German word for "the courgette/zucchini" is "die Zucchini (singular)". And it is common usage to use "die Zucchinis" to form the plural.

Language nerds will disagree: In Italian, from which this word is loaned "zucchini" is already the plural, so the "correct" German word for this vegetable has to be "die Zucchino" and "die Zucchini" must only be used to refer to the plural. And then even more hardcore language nerds will come and and point out that "zucchino" is male in Italian, so it is wrong to make it female in German, so "der Zucchino" is the "ultimately correct" German noun for this vegetable.

I am really not kidding.

OK, for more sane examples:

You better know that "Giro" (as in "das Girokonto") or "das Cello" come from Italian - otherwise you will pronounce these German words wrongly. The same holds for "das Trottoir" (an old-fashioned German word for "the sidewalk"; the common German word is "der Bürgersteig") - you better know that this word comes from French and how French words are pronounced. I don't even want to start with English loanwords...

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by gugagore on Wednesday November 01, 2017 @10:16AM (#15601287)
Awesome reply!

The beginning of your comment is still talking about the writing system. If you are a kid learning to speak (or in the rarer case that you never learn the writing system of the language) then you don't notice that the orthography is inconsistent. Furthermore, if you are a literate native speaker of a language whose orthography is very inconsistent to begin with, due to an extreme liberal use of loan words, introduced at different times, and pronunciation shifts (I'd say English is a good example), where technically knowing the origin of a word (and when English borrowed it) can help you match its spelling to its pronunciation, you still feel like you're only speaking and writing one language. I'd say an even a stronger example is writing systems that aren't phonetic at all, where no matter what you do you can't figure out the pronunciation from the orthography alone.

Your point about language nerds making up rules about how load words should behave is interesting and true I'd say in most modern languages whose societies contain... academics. That's why you "can't" split infinitives in English, end sentences with prepositions, or say "pendulums" and "octopuses". Unlike German, English doesn't have gendered nouns (pronouns excluded), but still people will try. See "alumnus". The argument about "Zucchini" might exist literally in English, but an analogous one for "Cannoli" certainly exists.

So I'd say your statements about German apply just as equally in English, and so perhaps other people can chime in whether they actually feel like they're speaking a "mixed" language, and at what point they felt like that. In a way, inevitably, almost all modern languages are "mixed".

I think you'll find with all your examples that there is contention. Aren't there German speakers who say "Pommes Frites" the German way and to hell with who ever says that's technically not correct? In the cases that it's not exactly contentious, there's still a funny feeling. Why do people want to say "Computer mouses" so much, even though they utter it and think afterwards "wait, computer mice??". When you take a suppletive form (irregular form) and put it in another context, it s up for debate (academic and probably inside your brain) what you do with it. Not exactly the same as what happens with loan words, but this demonstrates that when you look at language, you'll arrive at multiple answers for how things "should" be, and which one you actually say depends on some decision, by language nerds, or by youself consciously or unconsciously. Language rules are anything but simple!!

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by wolfgke on Wednesday November 01, 2017 @11:30AM (#15602159)
> Aren't there German speakers who say "Pommes Frites" the German way and to hell with who ever says that's technically not correct?

As far as I am aware, "Pommes Frites" is pronounced in German nearly the same way as in French. So this is clearly not true.

What is true, is that if you appreciate it to "Pommes" (which is rather colloquial; at least when I hear "Bitte ein mal Pommes mit Mayo", I intuitively think of uneducated, fat (because of bad eating habits) people), this word is pronounced "German". But, as I said, this contraction with German pronunciation is rather associated with uneducated people.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by gugagore on Wednesday November 01, 2017 @03:54PM (#15604888)
thanks for the correction. I certainly intended just "Pommes". Glad you understood my meaning.

Of course language that deviates from what's spoken by the educated (and powerful) people in the country is considered uneducated. I think you'll also find that in many languages. That's the same principle behind the people who think you are stupid for not saying "der Zucchino". I won't get into the stereotypes about fat people...

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by tracker1 on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @03:23PM (#15595815)
Especially with industry terms, tools, software and naming that is often intentionally wrongly spelled words.