I used to drink, a lot. My then wife would take me to fancy parties where we ate things I can't pronounce and I pretended to care about the appropriate cutlery. She'd introduce me as Dr. KGIII and, sure enough, I was asked medical questions.

More than once have I drunkenly handed out bad medical advice.

I wonder if you can get sued for malpractice if you're a math doctor. They'd need proof either way.

I will not be baited into math puns.

At HN, going off on a tangent is frowned upon.