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Re:Show HN: Make your web page dance with Rythm.js by crispinb on Wednesday September 06, 2017 @08:03PM (#15188138)
For sure. I was being a tad facetious. We are potentially in blink element territory.
Re:Show HN: Make your web page dance with Rythm.js by oliyoung on Wednesday September 06, 2017 @08:47PM (#15188340)
no, i'd be right behind you with the pitchforks for that ;)
Re:Show HN: Make your web page dance with Rythm.js by efreak on Thursday September 07, 2017 @06:08AM (#15190378)
Then you'll absolutely love the URLbar marquee[0]. Combine this with a page title marquee and you can grab attention even if the browser is minimized. (Can now only get results for maps to bars named Marquee...). Now just add fartscroll.js[1] and you're set with the most annoying website.

[0] https://grack.com/blog/2011/03/07/abusing-the-html5-history-...

[1] https://github.com/theonion/fartscroll.js/

Re:Show HN: Make your web page dance with Rythm.js by crispinb on Thursday September 07, 2017 @09:00PM (#15197158)
A couple of Medium articles written cannily and then forwarded to appropriate business influencers, and this could be made a fashionable thing ...
Re:Show HN: Make your web page dance with Rythm.js by oliyoung on Sunday September 10, 2017 @08:27PM (#15215041)
you're a bad person

;)