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Re:The accidental invention of the Illuminati conspiracy by qualitytime on Sunday August 13, 2017 @12:40PM (#15003585)
Listen, everyone has an urge to belong to some group.

You might not act on the urge as Woody Allen:

“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.”

The illumaniti exists and it's at the top of the pyramid.

But they are just like you and me, the only difference that they (or their ancestors) climbed up first.

What do they see? No step to climb higher only others below clambering up.

Re:The accidental invention of the Illuminati conspiracy by cromulent on Sunday August 13, 2017 @12:45PM (#15003623)
Groucho Marx was the author of that quote, I believe.
Re:The accidental invention of the Illuminati conspiracy by mcguire on Sunday August 13, 2017 @05:21PM (#15005003)
I could be mistaken, but I don't think that was either a haiku or a limerick.