I am deaf. Those lights are freaking BRIGHT.. they might not wake me up from a deep sleep, but the vibrations from the sound and the super bright light, and I'd probably wake up. If not, my dog will definitely wake me up, that's his job :)

The problem with smell is, it takes a while to get dispersed, I'd probably smell the smoke about the same time as the wasabi. doh. I'm definitely wary of smelling smoke, it gets my notice for sure.