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Re:ECMAScript 2017 Language Specification by komali2 on Tuesday July 11, 2017 @02:55PM (#14746934)
Angular 1, angular 2, angular 2.1... Angular (note, Angular 2 is now Angular! And so is every version after this! Angular 1 still exists though).

Surface Pro. Surface Pro 2 (note: Surface Pro is now surface pro 1!), Surface Pro 3, Surface Pro 4, Surface Pro. By the way we also have Surfaces (1, 2, and 3?) as well as Surface Books, and Surface Laptops! :D

Android: here's a bunch of fucking candy

OS: here's a bunch of fucking animals. By the way, sometimes people call your macbooks 10,1 or some shit.

Re:ECMAScript 2017 Language Specification by smilekzs on Tuesday July 11, 2017 @04:09PM (#14747581)
> Android: here's a bunch of fucking candy

whose initials follow alphabetical order

Re:ECMAScript 2017 Language Specification by azernik on Tuesday July 11, 2017 @07:05PM (#14748823)
You're behind the times. OSX has moved on from animals to nature preserves. Much more logical.
Re:ECMAScript 2017 Language Specification by lvillani on Tuesday July 11, 2017 @03:38PM (#14747307)
Nitpick: "MacBookPro11,1" "Macmini7,1", etc refers to the hardware model: the first number being the machine's generation and the second one being its revision.
Re:ECMAScript 2017 Language Specification by ClassyJacket on Tuesday July 11, 2017 @04:34PM (#14747812)
iPad, iPad 2, The New iPad, iPad, iPad Air, iPad Air 2, iPad Pro, iPad