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Re:Monte Carlo theory, methods and examples (2013) by _e on Friday July 07, 2017 @09:36AM (#14718186)
I am glad you added a disclaimer stating your post is meant to be sarcastic because my automated deep learning HN voting bot has not learned sarcasm, opencv or angular6 yet.

I don't know how or why but it has mastered memory management in spark.

Re:Monte Carlo theory, methods and examples (2013) by logicallee on Friday July 07, 2017 @09:58AM (#14718330)
>it has mastered memory management in spark.

that's really only half of learning something, though, isn't it? it needs to write a blog article about its experience.

Re:Monte Carlo theory, methods and examples (2013) by _e on Friday July 07, 2017 @10:41AM (#14718681)
I just hope it is just a matter of time before it learns to do that!