Good. Please leave. I don't walk into a restaurant and demand that they cook my food without using a knife. Don't expect modern websites to bend over backwards for a (frankly rather juvenile) view of a modern web standard.

Code execution is part of the web, it's here to stay, the number of sites that support non-JS experiences will continue to dwindle.

You're not some special snowflake. Other people make real decisions based on cost/value models, and you cost way more than you're worth.