What property are you hoping to extract out of AES-SIV in particular? (And would AEZ, HS1-SIV, AES-SIV-GCM, etc. solve your problem?)
From what I understand, SIV mode still uses a nonce, but it doesn't explode if you reuse it for different messages. Are you aiming for nonce-less encryption?
The end goal that was being worked towards in the article (Argon2-derived Bloom filters for partial searching) is a little more useful than nonce-less encryption.
I'm not familiar with the other schemes you mentioned, but the practical reason for using AES-SIV is the converse of yours for not using it: there's an implementation for JavaScript. :) It's unlikely there are implementations for the other schemes you listed.
I agree that the Bloom filters are a nice natural outcome of your approach, though it would also be possible to combine AES-SIV for primary encryption with a truncated HMAC for partial match Bloom filters.