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Re:Don't use Hadoop when your data isn't that big (2013) by ktRolster on Tuesday May 23, 2017 @02:46PM (#14404006)
The program management was very upset, mostly because they looked like a pack of clowns.

How did they respond to that? Any kind of retaliation?

Re:Don't use Hadoop when your data isn't that big (2013) by Spooky23 on Tuesday May 23, 2017 @06:35PM (#14405992)
Not happy!

Pulling a move like that requires extensive, pre-positioned aircover.

Re:Don't use Hadoop when your data isn't that big (2013) by lucidguppy on Tuesday May 23, 2017 @07:44PM (#14406461)
Why not just output "HADOOP CLUSTER OUTPUT" at the top of the awk script...