I am probably gonna look like a dumbass typing this comment but who's Alphabet ? Never even heard of them while the other are consistently bombarded on my face but you menting it with them is making me feel like I live under a rock haha Whats something that they made thats really popular ?

I can't resist... Try Googling it! Or Alphabeting it. Or whatever they're calling themselves these days.

Weird question. For me at least, the order changes based on whether I'm considering their utility, what I think of their ethics/monopoly abuse, or both.

I picked microsoft last because my job is coding in .net. Not sure if that counts.