Instead, Apple bought the headphone maker whose products make money through a combination of visually-distinct brand-recognition and a high level of "fit and finish"—the same way their own hardware does. Beats slots into Apple's product-design paradigm as naturally as if they had created the brand themselves.
Well, why wouldn't they? Going by my argument, it was already being done "the way they would have done it."
It's like moving in with someone who already has the same cleaning habits that you do: you can just leave them alone and trust them to do the right thing, and then be happy with the results.
I'm not saying it would be a smart idea. I think Apple did the right thing. But Apple couple years ago may well have made a change like that.
It's obvious why Beats gets it, the question is whether anyone else will.
I would love to be able to buy better-sounding AirPods under an Apple/B&O label.