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Re:Why Won't You Answer My Question? by js2 on Thursday April 27, 2017 @09:44PM (#14216319)
Nothing new under the Sun. When I was getting my C.S. degree in the mid-90's I worked at the same time for the C.S. department as an SA. (Actually, they called us sysops at the time.) Anyway, I saw all the help requests that came in from students and faculty. These are C.S. students and faculty mind you. It seemed the further along someone was in their C.S. education the worse the help requests would get.

My favorite, which was particular to a certain nationality, was this one (which we got quite often):

"The Internet is down. Please do the needful."

Re:Why Won't You Answer My Question? by lloeki on Friday April 28, 2017 @07:56AM (#14218677)
> certain nationality

Sounds like a word to word translation from french "Merci de faire le nécessaire".

Re:Why Won't You Answer My Question? by Markoff on Friday April 28, 2017 @02:52PM (#14222039)
could be also any slavic language, they use it in same way
Re:Why Won't You Answer My Question? by jwilk on Friday April 28, 2017 @12:55PM (#14221039)
Re:Why Won't You Answer My Question? by DoofusOfDeath on Friday April 28, 2017 @07:52AM (#14218652)
> "The Internet is down. Please do the needful."

You're complaining about such a message??? It's pure poetry!