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Re:Brain in a Jar by beobab on Sunday April 16, 2017 @07:02AM (#14125329)
I was drinking 10 a day when someone offered me "Java" coffee. Oh my days. Pale, shaky, heart palpitations. I couldn't touch coffee for almost a year after that mug.

Apparently, you're supposed to drink it in teensy cups.

Who knew.

Re:Brain in a Jar by huxley on Sunday April 16, 2017 @07:41AM (#14125420)
Perhaps it was a Java espresso? Would explain the teensy cups, Java beans are normally middle of the road when it comes to caffeine content.