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Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by coldpie on Thursday April 13, 2017 @09:04AM (#14106450)
Some TSA clown once told me I had to throw away my water and we just stared at each other for a bit. "My water, seriously?" "Yep, your water." "Water." "Water."

Fuck the TSA and fuck the terrified Americans who keep voting to keep them.

Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by stuff4ben on Thursday April 13, 2017 @09:19AM (#14106567)
Why is that a big deal? You're warned not to bring bottles of liquids before you even get into the TSA line. Sure the TSA is bunch of security theatre in some cases, but if there's a rule there, why do you have to be a prick about it?
Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by coldpie on Thursday April 13, 2017 @09:34AM (#14106684)
Because it's a huge waste of time and resources. No one benefits. There's no reason for these clowns to be wasting my time and making people buy water on the other side of the checkpoint. It's just one huge welfare program for unemployable morons, and I have to waste two hours every time I fly to put up with their dumb horseshit.

I'm gonna throw a brick through your front window. No reason for it, just gonna do it. Hey, a guy's paying me to do it. Why you gotta be so upset about it?

Let me put this in perspective. The Twin Cities gained a new light rail passenger line a couple years ago. The construction cost for this new line came to about $1 billion[1]. I use this line every single day. It takes me to work and to home and out to dinner. I love this rail line. It makes my life better.

The TSA's annual budget is $8 billion[2]. For the cost of running the TSA for one year, eight metro areas could gain a new rail line. Every year! And what does the TSA do in return for this money? Waste my time. Waste your time. Piss me off. Humiliate me with pat-downs. Why the fuck are we paying for these clowns to do this instead of doing something useful with that money? Because of Americans who have never met a person of Muslim faith but are terrified because of the loud angry white man on TV.

Yeah, it's a big deal and I'm fucking pissed. Why aren't you?

[1] http://finance-commerce.com/2015/04/progress-mn-metro-green-...

[2] https://www.rt.com/usa/tsa-useless-airport-security-479/

Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by talmand on Thursday April 13, 2017 @09:45AM (#14106796)
Well, if you knew the rule before going in, then from my perspective you were the one wasting everybody's time. Sure, you can view it as a stupid rule but being stupid is not the way to combat a stupid rule.

As for TSA security theater and it's bloated budget, right on.

Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by shamaku on Thursday April 13, 2017 @11:19AM (#14107703)
You're exactly the kind of people I worry about. Accepting idiotic rules without any critical diagnosis of the bigger picture, giving up your last ounce of humility in return for "security".
Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by talmand on Thursday April 13, 2017 @11:24AM (#14107746)
Hmm, I fail to see where my statement makes the claim I accept such idiotic rules. My statement makes the claim that it is stupid to act stupid in an effort to fight stupid rules.

And then I agreed with the TSA security theater notion and bloated budget which goes against your thought I've given up my last ounce of humility in return for "security".

I suggest you read my statement again because you clearly misunderstood.

Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by throwaway2048 on Thursday April 13, 2017 @11:44AM (#14107967)
You tacitly accept rules you refuse to oppose or do anything about.
Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by talmand on Thursday April 13, 2017 @12:04PM (#14108173)
So, arguing that one should be smart when fighting stupid rules means I accept the rule? Being stupid in an effort to fight stupid rules guarantees more stupid rules in response.

What kind of nonsense are you people preaching here?

Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by coldpie on Thursday April 13, 2017 @09:51AM (#14106855)
I had some crazy notion that maybe the guy would use his gray matter and realize that water is not very dangerous and would maybe let me sneak through with some water because water is not very dangerous. Live and learn, I guess.
Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by dastbe on Thursday April 13, 2017 @10:29AM (#14107221)
He probably used his grey matter to realize that he'd rather not risk losing his job for some random person.
Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by talmand on Thursday April 13, 2017 @11:27AM (#14107774)
So, I suppose water is the only liquid on Earth that looks like water with a visual inspection through a sealed container.
Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by lsaferite on Thursday April 13, 2017 @09:57AM (#14106916)
Most airports I frequent have water bottle fountains now that dispense cold, filtered water into your bottle for you. Just bring a reusable bottle or dump your water from a disposable bottle.
Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by pcmonk on Thursday April 13, 2017 @10:51AM (#14107412)
Of course there's no reason to make people buy water on the other side of the checkpoint, but that's because it's generally ludicrous to have people buy water at all. In the USA, every airport I've been to has free water fountains both airside and landside. The rest of the world is way behind in this respect.
Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by briandear on Thursday April 13, 2017 @09:55AM (#14106893)
Let me know when I can take the train from Houston to Frankfurt.
Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by natch on Thursday April 13, 2017 @10:23AM (#14107157)
We are dealing with zealots who think a reward is waiting for them in heaven.

How was he supposed to know that it's really water?

Just because it is clear liquid in a sealed bottle proves nothing, even if you are willing to drink it on the spot. See above, the part about heaven and zealots.

If he said "water" repeatedly, that's not because he actually knows or cares whether it is really water. It very well may be water. He's just saying that that is the rule; even if your liquid is just water, you need to ditch it. He's not going to say all this stuff about "how do I know it's really water" because he's not there to argue; he's just trying to move the line along.

This information all seems like common sense to me.

Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by deong on Thursday April 13, 2017 @10:08AM (#14107008)
I was in line behind a girl flying from Schiphol to the US a couple of years ago, and they told her she needed to throw away the unopened bottle of water she'd purchased from a shop in the airport. She was arguing that she'd bought it right there and it hadn't been opened, and the guy said, "they're supposed to seal it in a bag. Maybe you can go get a bag?"

At that point, the rule isn't "you aren't allowed to bring liquids onto a plane because it might be a bomb". The rule is "you have to bring your bomb on the plane in a special bag".

Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by toomuchtodo on Thursday April 13, 2017 @10:15AM (#14107075)
Just bring an empty water bottle with through and fill it post-security. For all the hand wringing, this is a minor issue.
Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by zzleeper on Thursday April 13, 2017 @09:13AM (#14106509)
I once had a tiny bit of water on my plastic thermos. The TSA guy said "throw the bottle or exit the line, walk to the bathroom and empty it there".

I just looked at him puzzled, opened the bottle, and drank the water.

Now that I think of it, I was lucky he didn't taze me for my 'insolence'.

Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by coldpie on Thursday April 13, 2017 @09:19AM (#14106566)
I usually dump it in the trash at the line. I feel sorry for the cleaning staff, but whatever, fuck it. Anyone with brains understands how useless all this is, but it's the TSA, so brains are not involved.
Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by shamaku on Thursday April 13, 2017 @11:21AM (#14107719)
Agreed!
Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by late2part on Thursday April 13, 2017 @10:51AM (#14107414)
Next time try freezing it first.
Re:United removes first-class passenger to make room for 'hi... by dawnerd on Thursday April 13, 2017 @12:34PM (#14108527)
Which is actually a suggestion tsa gives out. Just make sure it's completely frozen. Any floating water won't be allowed. Aka drink the melt.