In fact, trying to pay cash can cause problems -- so many people use the electronic methods, the doorman might not have any change. (This is often the case at the weird gigs I go to, where only 25 people attend anyway, and it barely breaks even for the promoter).
I've heard of a trial to donate money to the homeless using a card, but it was only a trial. It's not normal to tip in a restaurant (or anywhere else).
However, the post spoke of having to buy illegal alcohol at college, so the person is clearly in America. But there are always queues at the cash machines near Christiania in Copenhagen, where everyone goes to buy weed. That's the only remaining thing Danes use cash for...
Um, what? It's still normal and people do tip at resturants in Sweden. To be fair, neither you or I have any numbers to back it up and have to chalk it up to experience/intuition.
I thought I'd finally got a clear answer (no tip) but evidently not.
Some of that is simplified by just having a jar of cash with limited options for opaque gaming.
Your post reeks of inexperience.